求英语幽默故事或英语笑话

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求英语幽默故事或英语笑话
想要找篇英语幽默小故事或是笑话.
不能太短,要稍微长点的,要求是如果阅读的话,要有2--4分钟时间.
最好有中文翻译,可以让我好理解点,呵呵.

A man was hit by a cab in the street. He was brought to the hospital. His wife who was standing up by his bed, said to the doctor: "I think that he is very ill." "I am afraid that he is dead."said the doctor,
Hearing this, the man moved his head and said: "I'm not dead. I'm still alive." "Be quiet, "said the wife. "the doctor knows better than you!"
医生懂得多
一个男人在街上被出租车撞倒送进了医院.他的妻子站在他的床前对医生说:"我想他伤得很厉害."医生说:"我怕他已经死了."听到医生的话,这个男人转动着头说:"我没死,我还活着."妻子说:"安静,医生比你懂得多."

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