作业帮关于动物的英语文章.有翻译的哦!
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关于动物的英语文章.
有翻译的哦!
有翻译的哦!
Jokes About Animal
A cat with suspected Multiple Personality Disorder:
As an experienced veterinary psychologist,I have treated many cats for a wide variety of conditions,including Feline Factitious Disorder (F.F.D.),Siamese Schizophrenia,Generalized Angora Anxiety Syndrome (G.A.A.S.),Hysterical Hairballs,Catnip Dependence,Finicky Personality Disorder,and of course,MPD (usually known as Feline Dissociative Disorder,multiple type).
What small success I have had has been the product of rigorously applied Multiphasic Empathic Ontogenic Work (M.E.O.W.).It is demanding of both therapist and patient,but given sufficient motivation and an understanding owner,it is the only hope.
The first phase of treatment requires repeated application of Feline Exo-Empathic Dysphoric Mood Exercises (F.E.E.D.M.E.) until a stable period of at least one month has been established.The next phase begins the challenging of the fragmentation,and it entails the Lovingly Interpreted Transferential Topographic Entity Rapprochement By Observed Xenophobia maneuver (L.I.T.T.E.R.B.O.X.) in which the very fragmentation itself is made toxic to the cat.The final phase produces a single,intact personality through Positive Unified Reintegrated Reinforcement (P.U.R.R.),and though this phase can last upwards of two years,it is essential that it be performed unerringly with intensely focused purpose.A thorough exegesis of M.E.O.W.treatment can be found in my latest book,"Feline Analytic Theory & Character:Assessment and Technique" (F.A.T.C.A.T.).
A cat with suspected Multiple Personality Disorder:
As an experienced veterinary psychologist,I have treated many cats for a wide variety of conditions,including Feline Factitious Disorder (F.F.D.),Siamese Schizophrenia,Generalized Angora Anxiety Syndrome (G.A.A.S.),Hysterical Hairballs,Catnip Dependence,Finicky Personality Disorder,and of course,MPD (usually known as Feline Dissociative Disorder,multiple type).
What small success I have had has been the product of rigorously applied Multiphasic Empathic Ontogenic Work (M.E.O.W.).It is demanding of both therapist and patient,but given sufficient motivation and an understanding owner,it is the only hope.
The first phase of treatment requires repeated application of Feline Exo-Empathic Dysphoric Mood Exercises (F.E.E.D.M.E.) until a stable period of at least one month has been established.The next phase begins the challenging of the fragmentation,and it entails the Lovingly Interpreted Transferential Topographic Entity Rapprochement By Observed Xenophobia maneuver (L.I.T.T.E.R.B.O.X.) in which the very fragmentation itself is made toxic to the cat.The final phase produces a single,intact personality through Positive Unified Reintegrated Reinforcement (P.U.R.R.),and though this phase can last upwards of two years,it is essential that it be performed unerringly with intensely focused purpose.A thorough exegesis of M.E.O.W.treatment can be found in my latest book,"Feline Analytic Theory & Character:Assessment and Technique" (F.A.T.C.A.T.).