英语翻译Sorry,Wrong Number,Part 2 Inspired by a play from Emily

英语翻译
Sorry,Wrong Number,Part 2
Inspired by a play from Emily of Exeter,NH
CAST:
Person waiting for the call
Operator
Young Student
President
Scientist
Clown
Radio DJ
The President PROPS/COSTUMES:
2 phones;2 chairs;newspaper with "President Finds Shoes";backpack and books;test tubes;jars of pickles;presidential seal;Costumes:Clown costume and make-up for Clown,lab coat and crazy hair wig for Scientist,Casual "cool-cat" clothes for Radio DJ.
SETTING:2 separate living rooms,one on each side of the stage.Callers on opposite side of stage from Person waiting for call to give sense of being in different place.
Person waiting for the call:
(Speaking aloud to herself reading newspaper that says "President Finds Shoe".)
I'm still waiting for the President to call,but I keep getting these Eddie calls!
(Phone rings.Person waiting for the call goes to answer the phone.)
Maybe that's her now.Hello.
Operator:
Hello,this is the operator calling,will you accept a collect call for Eddie?
Person waiting for the call:
I'm sorry,there's no Eddie here.You have the wrong number.
(Hangs up phone.Phone rings again.)
Person waiting for the call:
(Picking up phone.)
Hello?
Young Student:
(Young Student has a backpack and is holding books.Young Student is speaking in Spanish.)
Hola Eddie.Usted desea venir a mi casa y nuestra preparacion junto?
Person waiting for the call:
Uh,sorry but there's no Eddie here.You must have the wrong number.
(Hangs up.Phone rings again.)
Person waiting for the call:
(Picking up phone.)
Hello?
Clown:
(Clown is dressed like a clown and is wearing clown makeup.)
Eddie?Did I leave my rubber nose at your house?
Person waiting for the call:
Sorry,but you definitely have the wrong number!
(Hangs up phone.Phone rings again.)
Person waiting for the call:
Hello?
Scientist:
(Scientist is dressed in a labcoat,and is wearing a wig with wacky looking hair.)
Eddie,come down to the lab quick!I just made an AMAZING discovery!
Person waiting for the call:
Sorry,there's no Eddie here!
(Hangs up phone.Phone rings again.)
Person waiting for the call:
Hello?
Radio DJ:
(Radio DJ is wearing casual DJ clothes.He is holding a jar of pickles.)
Congratulations Eddie!You are the lucky winner of a year's supply of PICKLES!
Person waiting for the call:
Listen,for the last time,there's NO EDDIE here!
(Hangs up phone.Growls.Turns on answering machine and walks off.)
(Phone rings again)
(Answering machine picks up.We hear,"Hi this is Jesse,please leave me a message.")
President:
This is the President.I just want to congratulate you on finding my lucky shoe.Also,could you please have Eddie give me a call?
我英语不怎么好,许多地方翻译过来不太通顺.翻译好的加分

抱歉,不是这个号码 第2部分
被Emily of Exeter,NH的话剧激发的灵感
卡斯(演员)
等电话的人
小学生
总统(校长)
科学家
小丑
DJ
打得累阿~其他的加我我在发给你~
再问： 加了，不着急的，你慢慢来。
再答： 管道具/服装的: 2個电话;2张椅子,印有“总统找到鞋子”的報紙;背包和书籍;试管,一罐酸黃瓜;总统服,服装:小丑的服裝和化妝品,实验室外套,很誇張的假髮(給科學家的),cool-cat”的衣服给电台的主持人。 時間地點:舞台2邊各有一個单独的客厅,。等電話的2人分別在2邊, 讓人感覺他們是在不同的地方 等電話的人: (很大聲的自言自語, 讀報紙上的字: 總統找到鞋子 我還在等總統的電話, 可是我卻一直接到艾迪的電話! (電話響了, 等電話的人去接了電話) 那應該是總統, 說: "你好" 接線員(接線生) 你好, 這是接線生. 請艾迪? 請艾迪接電話 等電話的人: 很抱歉, 這裡沒有愛迪, 你打錯了 (他掛了電話, 電話又響了) 等電話的人: (拿起電話) 你好? 年輕的學生(我之前打的小學生應該是"年輕學生") (他背著書包拿著書, 只會說西班牙文) Hola Eddie. Usted desea venir a mi casa y nuestra preparacion junto? (我不會西班牙文所以不能翻譯這句,不過大概意思就是要找艾迪) (他掛了電話, 電話又響了) 等電話的人: (拿起電話) 你好? 小丑: (小丑穿了小丑裝,也畫好妝了) 艾迪,我的塑膠鼻子在你家嗎? 等電話的人: 很抱歉, 你一定是打錯電話了! (他掛了電話, 電話又響了) 等電話的人: (拿起電話) 你好? 科學家: (穿著服裝 帶了怪假髮) 艾迪, 快來我的實驗室!!! 我剛發現了一個驚人的事!! 等電話的人: 這裡沒有愛迪, 你打錯了 (他掛了電話, 電話又響了) 等電話的人: (拿起電話) 你好? 電台DJ: (穿著DJ服, 拿個一罐酸黃瓜) 恭喜你, 艾迪!! 你是今年的幸運兒, 你得到一年份的酸黃瓜!! 等電話的人: 聽著, 我說最後一次, 這裡沒有愛迪!!!!!! (掛了電話, 開了答錄機然後走了) 電話又響了) (答錄機說: 你好 我是潔西, 請留言 總統說: 我是總統< j我只是想謝謝你找到了我的幸運鞋. 還有, 你可以請艾迪打一個電話給我嗎? 終於打完了! 這些100%我自己打的喔 我是美國學校的~ 以後有問題我很樂意幫忙~^_^