英语翻译Mark Twain was a famous American writer.He wrote many st

英语翻译
Mark Twain was a famous American writer.He wrote many stories and many of them were funny stories.These stories are still read by many people all over the world.Besides writing,he also liked hunting and fishing very much,so one year he went to Maine for a holiday and spent three very pleasant weeks in the woods there.
When he had to go back home,he drove to the station with his baggage.There he asked a porter to put it into the train.Then he got into the smoking car and sat down in one of the comfortable seats there.The car was empty when he got in,but a few minutes later,another man got in and sat down on the seat opposite his.Mark Twain looked at the man and thought that this man looked quite unpleasant.However,it would be impolite to say nothing in that situation,so he said good morning to the man,and they began to talk.
First they talked about the weather and then they talked about Maine.The stranger said,"We have some beautiful woods in Maine.It would be a pity to come to Maine without spending some time there.I suppose you have been in our woods,haven't you?" "Yes,I have," answered Mark Twain."I've just spent three weeks there and I had a very good time,too.And let me tell you something.Although fishing isn't allowed in Maine at this season,I've got two hundred pounds of beautiful fish with my baggage in this train.I like to eat fish,so I packed it in ice to take it home with me.May I ask who you are,sir?"
The stranger looked at Mark Twain for several seconds and then answered,"I'm a police officer.My job is to catch people who hunt and fish during the wrong seasons.And who are you?"
Mark Twain was surprised and frightened when he heard this.He thought quickly and then answered,"Well,I'll tell you,sir.I'm the man who tells the biggest lies in America."

马克吐温的著名的故事
马克吐温是美国著名作家.他写了许多故事,其中许多是有趣的故事.这些故事仍被许多世界各地的人阅读.除了写作,他还非常喜欢打猎和捕鱼,所以他有一年去缅因州度假,并在那里的丛林里度过了三个非常愉快的星期.
      当他回家,他开着车,带着他的行李到火车站.在那里,他请搬运工人把行李放进火车火车.然后,他进入吸烟车厢和坐在一个舒适的位子上.当他进去的时候这个车厢是空的,但几分钟后,另一名男子进来坐在到了他对面的座位.马克吐温看着那个男子,并认为这名男子看上去很不愉快.然而,如果在这种情况下,不说点什么将不太礼貌,于是,他对那个男子说“早上好”,他们开始交谈.
      首先,他们谈到了天气,然后他们谈论缅因州.陌生人说：“我们缅因州有一些漂亮的森林.如果不在那里呆一段时间,那将是来缅因州的一个遗憾.我想你已经到我们的丛林里去过了,是吗?” “是的,我去过了” ,马克吐温回答说.“我刚刚花了三个星期在那里,我也度过了一段美好的时光.让我告诉你一些其他的事儿,虽然缅因州在这个季节不允许捕鱼,但是我还是得到了两百磅的非常好的鱼在我的行李里面,放在这列火车上.我喜欢吃鱼,所以我把它们放进冰里带回家起.我想请问你是谁,先生?“
      陌生人看着马克吐温几秒钟,然后回答说：“我是警察.我的工作是抓捕那些在错误的时间狩猎和捕鱼的人.你是谁?”
      当他听到这儿的时候,马克吐温感到惊讶和害怕.他很快地想了一下,然后回答,“嗯,我来告诉你,先生.我是美国最会说大话的人.”