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英语小笑话带翻译 越短越好
One day a visitor from the city came to a small rural area to drive around the country roads,see how the farms looked,and perhaps to see how farmers earned their living.
The city man saw a farmer in his yard,holding a pig up in his hands,and lifting it so that the pig could eat apples from an apple tree.The city man said to the farmer,“ I see that your pig likes apples,but isn”t that quite a waste of time?“ The farmer replied,” What's time to a pig?”
一天,有一个城市里的游客来到一个小乡村,在乡间路上开着车,想看看农庄是什么样子,也想看看农夫怎样种田过日子.
这位城里人看见一位农夫在宅后的草地上,手中抱着一头猪,并把它举得高高的,好让它能够吃到树上的苹果.城里人对农夫说,“我看你的猪挺喜欢吃苹果的,但是,这不是很浪费时间吗?”那位农夫回答说,“时间对猪有什么意义?”
A naval officer fell overboard.He was rescued by a deck hand.The officer asked how he could reward him.
"The best way,sir," said the deck hand,"is to say nothing about it.If the other fellows knew I'd pulled you out,they'd chuck me in."
一名海军军官从甲板上掉入海中.他被一名甲板水手救起.这位军官问如何才能酬谢他.
“最好的办法,长官,”这名水手说,“是别声张这事.如果其他人知道我救了您,他们会把我扔下去的.”