跪求翻译I was waiting for a phone call from my agent. He had lef

跪求翻译
I was waiting for a phone call from my agent. He had left a message the night before, telling me that my show was to be cancelled. I called him several times, but each time his secretary told me that he was in a meeting and that he would call me later. So I waited and waited, but there was still no call. Three hours passing by, I became more and more impatient. I was certain that my agent didn’t care about my work, and he didn’t care about me. I was overcome with that thought. I started to shout at the phone, “Let me wait, will you? Who do you think you are?”
At that time I didn’t realize my wife was looking on. Without showing her surprise, she rushed in, seized the phone, tore off the wires, and shouted at the phone, “Yeah! Who do you think you are? Bad telephone! Bad telephone! ” And she swept it into the wastebasket.
I stood watching her, speechless .What on earth?
She stepped to the doorway and shouted at the rest of the house, “Now hear this! All objects in this room-if you do anything to upset my husband , out you go!”
Then she turned to me, kissed me, and said calmly, “Honey, you just have to learn how to take control.” With that, she left the room.
After watching a crazy woman rushing in and out, shouting at everything in sight, I noticed that something in my mood（情绪）had changed. I was laughing. How could I have trouble with that phone? Her antics helped me realize I had been driven crazy by small things. Twenty minutes later my agent did call. I was able to listen to him and talk to him calmly

我在等待从我的经纪人打电话.他留下了一个消息的前一天晚上,告诉我,我的节目被取消.我打电话给他好几次,但每次他的秘书告诉我,他正在开会,他会打电话给我之后.所以,我等待,等待,但仍然没有电话.经过三个小时的,我变得越来越不耐烦.我敢肯定,我的经纪人不关心我的工作,他不关心我.我克服了这种思想.我开始在电话留言,“让我等待,你会?谁你以为你是谁?“
当时我不知道我的妻子是前瞻性的.如果没有显示她惊讶的是,她赶来时,检获的电话,撕下了电线,并在电话喊道：“是啊!你认为谁你是谁?坏的电话!坏的电话!“她扫进了废纸篓.
我站在那儿看着她,无言以对.究竟什么?
她走到门口,喊道其余的房子,“现在听这个!在这个房间的所有对象,如果你做任何事打乱了我的丈夫你去!“
然后她转向我,吻了我,平静地说,“亲爱的,你只需要学习如何掌握控制权.与该”,她离开了房间.
在观看一个疯狂的女子匆匆进出,看到的东西在喊,我注意到,在我的心情（情绪）发生了一些变化.我笑.我怎么会与该手机麻烦吗?她的古怪行为使我意识到我一直在推动疯狂的小事情.20分钟后我的经纪人打了电话.我能听他说话,他平静地交谈