英语翻译1.An Amazing Talking DogA man and his dog walk into a ba

英语翻译
1.An Amazing Talking Dog
A man and his dog walk into a bar.The man proclaims,"I'll bet you a round of drinks that my dog can talk."
Bartender:"Yeah!Sure...go ahead."
Man:"What covers a house?"
Dog:"Roof!"
Man:"How does sandpaper feel?"
Dog:"Rough!"
Man:"Who was the greatest ball player of all time?"
Dog:"Ruth!"
Man:"Pay up.I told you he could talk."
The bartender,annoyed at this point,throws both of them out the door.Sitting on the sidewalk,the dog looks at the guy and says,"or is the greatest player Mantle?"
2.These Chickens Want Books
A pair of chickens walk up to the circulation desk at a public library and say,'Buk Buk BUK.' The librarian decides that the chickens desire three books,and gives it to them...and the chickens leave shortly thereafter.
Around midday,the two chickens return to the circulation desk quite vexed and say,' Buk Buk BuKKOOK!' The librarian decides that the chickens desire another three books and gives it to them.The chickens leave as before.
The two chickens return to the library in the early afternoon,approach the librarian,looking very annoyed and say,'Buk Buk Buk Buk Bukkooook!' The librarian is now a little suspicious of these chickens.She gives them what they request,and decides to follow them.
She followed them out of the library,out of the town,and to a park.At this point,she hid behind a tree,not wanting to be seen.She saw the two chickens throwing the books at a frog in a pond,to which the frog was saying,"Rrredit Rrredit Rrredit..."

一名男子和他的狗走进一家酒吧.该名男子宣称,"我可以打赌你一个回合的饮品,我的狗都可以谈" .
酒保说："是啊!保证… …先行" .
男子："这有什么,包括一所房子"
狗："世界屋脊" !
男子："请问砂纸觉得"
狗："粗糙" !
男子："谁是最伟大的球球员的所有时间"
狗说："罗思" !
男子说："付了,我告诉你,他还可以讲" .
酒保,烦躁,在这一点上,经过他们都出了门.坐在人行道上,狗看待家伙说,"或者是最伟大的球员幔"