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求英语小笑话急,明天下午的才艺表演时要是说笑话的!我忘记准备了,3Q3Q3Q33Q3Q3Q555555555555555

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求英语小笑话
急,明天下午的才艺表演时要是说笑话的!我忘记准备了,
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Two storks are sitting in their nest:a father stork and baby stork.The baby stork is crying and crying and father stork is trying to calm him."Don´t worry,son.Your mother will come back.She´s only bringing people babies and making them happy."
The next night,it´s father´s turn to do the job.Mother and son are sitting in the nest,the baby stork is crying,and mother is saying "Son,your father will be back as soon as possible,but now he´s bringing joy to new mommies and daddies."
A few days later,the stork´s parents are desperate:their son is absent from the nest all night!Shortly before dawn,he returns and the parents ask him where he´s been all night.
The baby stork says,"Nowhere.Just scaring the hell out of college students