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That I dream of self gets ready for composition on lecture room of the small school ,faces teacher ask for advice the method setting forth one's views."Difficult"!The teacher lets me,say judging from glasses circle ejaculation tilted outside sight."I inform you of a matter "One family family has given birth to a boy ,the whole family has been happy in the extreme.That the completion of the first month of life moment,adopts a baby out is to want to get a little good omen giving a guest ,presumedly natural."One says:`This child needs to get rich in the future.'He gets one foreign thanks thereupon."One says:`This child needs to be an official in the future.'He calls back thereupon several buttering up."One says:`This child is to want to die in the future.'He gets a everybody's resultant force beating mercilessly thereupon."Say the necessity wanting to die ,Xu saying riches and honour lie.Having lying is easy to report but ,meeting with saying necessity fights.You,...'' "I am ready both and the lie people,is not fought neither.Then,do teacher ,I have to how to speak woollen cloth "Then,you have to say:`Oh!This child!You see!What,....Be bent Yo!Ha-ha!Hehe!He ,hehehehe!'''