求有关抢劫的英语剧本人物设定为两个抢劫犯，一个被抢人，一个警察最好有情景英语能力为高中英语（100句对白左右）

求有关抢劫的英语剧本
人物设定为两个抢劫犯，一个被抢人，一个警察
最好有情景
英语能力为高中英语（100句对白左右）

A BANK VAULT - The stage is completely bare. If
possible a backdrop of safe deposit boxes or flats to make
the room feel small and metallic. The entrance to the vault
will be stage right in this version but you can do whatever
you want.
We hear a voice off stage.
BANK ROBBER
Alright, this is a robbery! Everyone on the floor!
We hear the sound of a gunshot or two. There are a few
short screams.
BANK ROBBER
The next one goes into your skull buddy. All bank employees into the vault. Don’t touch
no buttons or anything. Quick quick.
Suddenly from stage right come four people, looking quite
distressed. They are AARON (early 20s male, a loan
specialist), BECCA (late teens, a teller), MARGE (40s
female, the manager), TINA (late 20s, female, a guard).
The BANK ROBBER (a white guy) follows, wearing a
ski mask with a gun slung over his shoulder. He has Becca
by the arm. He throws them all into the vault.
BANK ROBBER
If any of you come out, I start shooting.
The robber exits.
BECCA
Well, this sucks.
AARON
Are you kidding? This is awesome! We’re going to be on the news! We’ll be famous.
BECCA
But what if one of us gets shot?
Bank Robbery By: Eitan Loewenstein 1TINA
They always shoot the guard first.
MARGE
Everyone relax, no one is getting shot. The bank has protocols for robberies.
AARON
And they are?
MARGE
Don’t do anything. It’s not your money, it belongs to Mr. Jacobson.
AARON
And that man can afford to lose a few hundred thou’.
BECCA
I can do nothing. You mind if I check my voice mail while we’re stuck in here? I missed a
call earlier.
MARGE
No personal calls on company time.
BECCA
Really?
TINA
Can she use her phone to call the police? I’m over my minutes.
MARGE
Fine. Go ahead.
BECCA
But I’m going to check my voice mail first.
She dials her voicemail.
BECCA
There’s no reception in here. I hate AT&T
TINA
We’re inside a steel box, five inches thick.
Bank Robbery By: Eitan Loewenstein 2BECCA
This just got lame.
TINA
Anyone here on Verizon? I hear they get reception everywhere.
AARON
I am, but my phone is back at my desk.
MARGE
I don’t have a cell phone.
TINA
So the police aren’t coming. Great.
AARON
You’ve got a gun, how about you shoot us out of here? You know, take them out. Pop
pop.
TINA
Take them out? I haven’t shot this gun since my security guard training three years ago
and besides, do I look like Rambo to you? I’m not getting my butt shot off for no
robbery.
AARON
Then give me the gun, I’ll do it.
TINA
What?!
AARON
Didn’t you see Back to the Future 3? Marty was awesome with a gun because he played
video games. I play video games. Logic follows...
MARGE
We sit tight until they leave, and then we call the police. Everyone relax. It’s what Mr.
Jacobson would want us to do.
Marge sits down on the ground, Aaron and Tina also.
Bank Robbery By: Eitan Loewenstein 3BECCA
I’m not sitting on the ground.
MARGE
This is a great opportunity to do some team building.
AARON
How do we even know they’re still out there?
From off stage we hear the robber again.
BANK ROBBER
You, fat chick, start putting the money in the bag. Come on, move it fatty.
MARGE
Let’s play two truths and a lie. Each person says three statements, two are true and one
is false. Then the rest of the team has to guess which is which. Tina, why don’t you go
first?
TINA
Alright then. I’m a Pisces, I was born in New York and I have ten fingers.
BECCA
You’re not a Pisces.
TINA
Right, I was born in June.
MARGE
We’re bonding, I can feel it! Aaron, your turn.
AARON
Alright. I have a girlfriend, I’m scared of hamsters and we’re being robbed.
BECCA
Please tell me that you’re not really scared of hamsters.
AARON
No, I’m single. What are you doing later?
BECCA
I dunno.
Bank Robbery By: Eitan Loewenstein 4MARGE
Not the kind of team building I had in mind.
TINA
Can I make a suggestion?
MARGE
We should let Becca have a turn.
BECCA
I pass.
The robber enters the vault again.
BANK ROBBER
Just making sure there’s no funny business. Keep up the good work folks.
MARGE
Can I ask, what’s taking so long?
BANK ROBBER
Don’t you worry. We know what we’re doing.
MARGE
I’m the manager here, I would like to help get you folks out of here as fast as possible.
BANK ROBBER
We’re just looking some stuff up on the computer before we go. You hold tight, but
thanks for the help.
The robber exits.
AARON
I knew it, this isn’t a simple robbery. These guys are pros. They’re probably hacking
into some mainframe somewhere and wiring money to Nigeria.
BECCA
That guy’s not black.
TINA
Because all black people steal?
Bank Robbery By: Eitan Loewenstein 5BECCA
No, because he said Nigera. I’m pretty sure it’s full of black people.
AARON
Maybe I don’t have the details right, but there’s some high level stuff going on here. They
could be CIA, funding some top secret spies.
TINA
Maybe they’re just checking their e-mail before they go.
MARGE
I hope not. Those computers are for banking use only. I wish I could block those
infuriating e-mail sites.
AARON
And Facebook too.
MARGE
Which one is Facebook? Is that the one with the birds?
BECCA
Are you kidding? Do you live under the ocean?
MARGE
I’m not very up on the computer culture. I work, I go to the library, I go home and I come
back here again.
AARON
Sounds like a hoot.
TINA
You don’t use a computer at all?
MARGE
Well, sure. Once I couldn’t find my TV Guide so I had to look up the TV schedule online.
Took me three hours.
BECCA
Is your husband this backwoods?
Bank Robbery By: Eitan Loewenstein 6MARGE
My husband is in a coma.
BECCA
I’m sorry.
MARGE
Oh, don’t worry about it. He’s been in the coma for ten years now. If he woke up
tomorrow he’d have no idea how to use a computer either. We’re like two peas in a pod!
BECCA
That is so romantic.
TINA
The longer the robbers are here the better chance the cops show up and that means they
start killing hostages.
MARGE
That would be terrible for business. Unless we can spin it into some kind of marketing
slogan. Bank with us or die!
AARON
Bank with us AND die.
MARGE
I’ll send it over to Mr. Jacobson’s office, see if they like it.
TINA
Quick, someone switch clothes with me.
BECCA
And why?
TINA
To confuse them, if they start killing guards they won’t know whose the real guard and
who’s the teller in disguise.
AARON
I’m a loan specalist.
BECCA
And I am not wearing that grungy outfit.
Bank Robbery By: Eitan Loewenstein 7TINA
Grungy?!
MARGE
No one is trading places with anyone. Tina, if you get shot for being a guard then you get
shot for being a guard. It’s part of the guard’s oath.
TINA
I didn’t swear any kind of oath.
MARGE
Are you sure there’s no oath?
TINA
I took a urine test.
MARGE
And you passed or you wouldn’t be here right now.
AARON
Everyone quiet!
Sirens are heard building in the background.
TINA
Oh no! The police! Someone’s gonna get got!
MARGE
This is good, justice will be served.
We again hear the bank robber from off stage.
BANK ROBBER
The cops! Ok, everyone stop what you’re doing. We need a hostage.
The bank robber enters the vault.
TINA
I don’t want to die!
The bank robber ignores her. He points to Becca.
Bank Robbery By: Eitan Loewenstein 8BANK ROBBER
You, pretty girl. You’re our hostage.
TINA
Yes!
BECCA
You think I’m pretty?!
BANK ROBBER
Pretty enough. Come on.
Becca blushes and happily takes the arm of the bank
robber. They exit.
A gunshot is heard off stage.
BANK ROBBER
No, you idiots. The police have to see. Wait right here.
The bank robber reenters the vault.
BANK ROBBER
I need another hostage.
AARON
I’ll do it!
TINA
Better him than me.
BANK ROBBER
Both of you. Just in case one of you gets shot.
TINA
What about the customers? Can’t you shoot one of the customers?
BANK ROBBER
You call yourself a guard? What about the oath of the bank guard?
Bank Robbery By: Eitan Loewenstein 9TINA
There is no oath.
BANK ROBBER
I’m pretty sure there’s an oath.
TINA
Maybe I missed that day.
BANK ROBBER
Come on you two.
Tina is very upset but goes. Aaron thinks this is
awesome.
AARON
Don’t forget to tell the news how brave I was!
They all exit. Immediately there are two gunshots off
stage.
BANK ROBBER
Are you kidding me?!
The bank robber re-enters. The only one left is Marge.
BANK ROBBER
Are you ready to make the ultimate sacrifice for your bank?
Marge rises, powerfuly.
MARGE
I am ready to die for my bank. It is the duty of any good manager to volunteer herself as a
hostage, assuming all her other employees are dead first. This bank is my life, my life is
this bank. Let’s go!
The Bank Robber starts clapping, slowly. He claps faster
and faster and as he does Aaron re-enters the vault
followed by Tina and Becca. They are clapping as well.
BANK ROBBER
Bravo, bravo Marge! I knew I made the right choice!
Bank Robbery By: Eitan Loewenstein 10MARGE
What’s going on? How are you alive?!
The bank robber pulls off his mask to reveal he is an older
white man...MR. JACOBSON!
MARGE
Mister Jacobson!?
MR. JACOBSON
It is I.
Aaron leaves the stage.
MARGE
Marge, I am here to tell you that you are being promoted to regional manager!
Congratulations!
Aaron returns with glasses of champagne. Passes them
out.
MARGE
I don’t know what to say! I was totally fooled.
BECCA
I knew it’d work!
TINA
We really had you going!
MARGE
But what about the police siren?
MR. JACOBSON
Oh, those were real. The police have us surrounded.
MARGE
The gunshots?
AARON
He shot a few customers.
Bank Robbery By: Eitan Loewenstein 11TINA
But don’t worry, no business customers. Just the regular kind.
MARGE
As regional manager I’m very happy to hear that.
MR. JACOBSON
That’s my Marge. Now, if someone wouldn’t mind hiding this gun...
AARON
I got it!
Aaron takes the gun. Stuffs it down his pants.
MR. JACOBSON
Marge, if you’ll lead the way, I’d like to treat you to a celebratory lunch.
MARGE
I’m so honored!
Everyone exits. Five seconds later there is a barrage of
gunfire. The lights fade slowly.
Bank Robbery By: Eitan Loewenstein 12