英语翻译我是**,我要为大家讲一个动漫里的搞笑故事.在图书室,朋也翘课来到图书室,遇到正在剪书的琴美.朋也说：那本书是图

英语翻译
我是**,我要为大家讲一个动漫里的搞笑故事.
在图书室,朋也翘课来到图书室,遇到正在剪书的琴美.
朋也说：那本书是图书室的吧?
琴美很疑惑,说：是的.接着把剪下来的递给朋也,指着书上的一处山羊图片,说：边上的地方,很好吃.
朋也很惊讶,问：你吃这个东西?
琴美说：又不是山羊.
朋也说：的确如此.
琴美问：你想要吃纸?
朋也很无语地说：我也不想.
琴美又问：肚子饿了没有?
朋也说：这个.倒是快到饿的时间了.
琴美说：我的肚子也饿了呢.
朋也发现偏题了,又恢复原话题说：.总而言之,学校的书是不应该剪的.
琴美不管朋也,继续剪
朋也很无奈地说：算了,随你便吧.他又发现原来这些书是县立图书馆的,说：我说啊,小时候父母都教过我们吧?要爱惜公共财物
琴美不理朋也,打开了饭盒
朋也很无语
琴美说：很好吃的便当.是我自己做的.今天的菜谱是汤汁蛋卷和肉块还有菠菜煮豆.都是我的拿手菜.
朋也说：这个.看起来的确很不错,不过.图书室是禁止吃东西的
琴美问：
朋也抓狂了：不是吃不吃的问题.
琴美说：今天的不是粘土哦
朋也问：难道你平时都用粘土做便当来吃吗?
琴美说：会弄坏肚子的.你想吃粘土吗

大家好,我是**,我要为大家讲一个动漫里的搞笑故事.
Hello, everyone, I am xxx, I am going to tell a funny cartoon story to you.
在图书室,朋也翘课来到图书室,遇到正在剪书的琴美.
In the library, Pengye skipped the lesson and went to the library and met Qinmei who was cutting the book.
朋也说：那本书是图书室的吧?
Pengye said: Is this book borrowed from the library?
琴美很疑惑,说：是的.接着把剪下来的递给朋也,指着书上的一处山羊图片,说：边上的地方,很好吃.
Qinmei Puzzled and said: Yes. And took the cutting paper to Pengye, and pointed a goat picture from the book and said: It is delicious in the edge.
朋也很惊讶,问：你吃这个东西?
Pengye was very surprise and asked: You eat this thing?
琴美说：不会的,又不是山羊.
Qinmei said: No, I am not a goat.
朋也说：的确如此.
Pengye said: Of course you are not.
琴美问：你想要吃纸?
Qinmei asked: Do you want to eat paper?
朋也很无语地说：我也不想.
Pengye felt speechless and said: Neither do I.
琴美又问：肚子饿了没有?
Qinmei asked: Do you hunger?
朋也说：这个.倒是快到饿的时间了.
Pengye said: Em…It is almost time for hunger.
琴美说：我的肚子也饿了呢.
Qinmei said: I am hunger too.
朋也发现偏题了,又恢复原话题说：.总而言之,学校的书是不应该剪的.
Pengye found they were not on the original topic and continued the original one: Anyway, you should not cut the book which from the school.
琴美不管朋也,继续剪
Qinmei ignored Pengye and kept cutting.
朋也很无奈地说：算了,随你便吧.他又发现原来这些书是县立图书馆的,说：我说啊,小时候父母都教过我们吧?要爱惜公共财物
Pengye said reluctantly: Forget it, do whatever you like. Then he found these books were borrowed form the County Library and said: Have our parents taught us to cherish the public property when we were young?
琴美不理朋也,打开了饭盒
Qinmei did not answer him and opened her lunch box.
朋也很无语
Pengye felt very speechless.
琴美说：很好吃的便当.是我自己做的.今天的菜谱是汤汁蛋卷和肉块还有菠菜煮豆.都是我的拿手菜.
Qinmei said: The lunch is very delicious, it was made by myself. Today’s meal contains egg roll, spinach with bean. I am good at making these.
朋也说：这个.看起来的确很不错,不过.图书室是禁止吃东西的
Pengye said: Looks good , but it is forbidden to eat in the library.
琴美问：要吃吗?
Qinmei asked: Do you want to eat?
朋也抓狂了：不是吃不吃的问题.
Pengye felt crazy and said: This is not the question whether do I eat or not.
琴美说：今天的不是粘土哦
Qinmei said: Today’s meals have not stain with soil
朋也问：难道你平时都用粘土做便当来吃吗?
Pengye asked: Do you always eat meals which stain with soil?
琴美说：不会的,会弄坏肚子的.你想吃粘土吗
Qinmei said: No, it will hurt my belly. Do you want to eat soil?