英语翻译无力翻译...（亦或者是懒得翻译?）求大师...至于用Google翻译的人...请自觉...我再怎么无能也会用G

英语翻译
无力翻译...（亦或者是懒得翻译?）
求大师...
至于用Google翻译的人...请自觉...我再怎么无能也会用Google翻译
以下是歌词：
First it was getting a kick out of daydreaming in class
But woken up by the fact that I've yet managed to pass
Then it was I'll be missed for my charms and my paperwork
That I was an elite at filing,still looking at my shirt.
Oh but one day
I'll show them what I've got
On that one day
I'll give them sorry thoughts
Just not today
But maybe some other time.
I complain I'm sick,unemployed,not ready for a job
Kids are annoying to teach,not smart enough for law
Mom said if I don't get out,won't get married soon enough
Men don't like cellulite and TV meals cannot give them love
Oh but one day
I'll show them what I've got
On that one day
I'll give them sorry thoughts
Just not today
But maybe some other time.
Oh guns fire in time
I'm in costume fighting crime
I hope this never ends
I'm dreaming again
Wouldn't it be nice
Saving worlds before it's five
Not wondering where I'll be
Just watching TV,just me and my TV
Oh but one day
I'll show them what I've got
On that one day
I'll give them sorry thoughts
Just not today
But maybe some other time.

First it was getting a kick out of daydreaming in class
最初只是努力挣脱在课堂上发白日梦
But woken up by the fact that I've yet managed to pass
但被要挂科的事实敲醒了
Then it was I'll be missed for my charms and my paperwork
就那样. 我将不会错过我的魅力和我的书面功课
That I was an elite at filing, still looking at my shirt.
因为我是处理文件的精英.虽然我还在看著自己的T恤
Oh but one day
#1啊.但是有一天
I'll show them what I've got
我要别人看到我的才华(我要把自己所有的东西show给他们看)
On that one day
啊..在那一天
I'll give them sorry thoughts
我要让他们有后悔的想法
Just not today
只是,不是今天.
But maybe some other time.
但或者某个以后吧
I complain I'm sick, unemployed, not ready for a job
我埋怨自己有毛病,失业,(根本)没有准备好工作
Kids are annoying to teach, not smart enough for law
教小孩子很烦人,但干法律的话自己又不够聪明
Mom said if I don't get out, won't get married soon enough
老妈说如果我不进入社会(参加社会活动),就没可能早点结婚
Men don't like cellulite and TV meals cannot give them love
男人是不喜欢你屁股上的赘肉的而电视大餐又不能给他们爱.
Oh but one day
I'll show them what I've got
On that one day
I'll give them sorry thoughts
Just not today
But maybe some other time.(副歌翻译重复#1)
Oh guns fire in time
噢,手枪及时开火
I'm in costume fighting crime
我穿著制服在与罪恶搏斗
I hope this never ends
我真希望这一切不会结束
I'm dreaming again
我又在做梦了.
Wouldn't it be nice
这样不是很好么?
Saving worlds before it's five
在5点钟之前拯救世界
Not wondering where I'll be
不用想我将要到哪
Just watching TV, just me and my TV
只是看电视.就是我跟电视机
Oh but one day
I'll show them what I've got
On that one day
I'll give them sorry thoughts
Just not today
But maybe some other time. (重复#1)
译得不是太好..会有几处理解错误..见谅