英语翻译[1]Love is photogenic,it needs darkness to develop.[2]Th

英语翻译
[1]Love is photogenic,it needs darkness to develop.
[2]Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
[3]You have the right to remain silent,anything you say will be misquoted,then used against you.
[4]Bills travel through the mail at twice the spead of refund checks.
[5]The things that come to those that wait may be the things left by those who got there first.
[6]A fine is a tax for doing wrong,a tax is a fine for doing well.
[7]If you are born ugly blame your parents,if you died ugly blame your doctor.
[8]Never trouble trouble till trouble broubles you.
[9]Three fastest means of Communication:1)Tele-Phone 2)Tele-Vision 3)Tell woman,need still faster?Tell her not to tell anyone.
[10]Success is relative term,it brings so many relatives.
[11]If practice makes perfect,and I am doing it wrong,then I am doing it perfectly wrong.
[12]There's nothing bad about having a big tummy,what's bad is that you have nothing goodin your tummy.
[13]As the builders say,the larger stones do not lie well without the lesser.
[14]Be slow to fall into friendship,but when you are in,continue firm and constant.
[15]A fool thinks himself to be wise,but a wise man knows himeself to be a fool.
[16]If you know the enemy and know yourself you need not fear the results of hunderd battles.
[17]Human behavir flows from three main sources:desire,emotion,and knowledge.
[18]The greatest way to live with honor in this world is to be what we pretend to be.
加油加油~还有两个~
【19】A lot of people are afraid of heights,not me I'afraid of widths.
最后一个了!Fighting哟~
【20】If you have a finger in a pie,you have an interest in something
请认真翻译，翻译成通俗易懂的句子，如果翻得好，我也没请你翻译啊~我看是你能力不济吧？2楼的……首先非常感谢……but……2,5,12还有[方法]？而且20呢？再回回炉吧，行不？3楼的……也非常非常感谢，但是有些句子还是看不懂PS：第十二句是“good in”不是“goodin”古丁……抱歉！4楼您超伟大的~技术不一般！但是20能不能告诉我呢？我看好你哟~fighting~

[1]Love is photogenic,it needs darkness to develop.
爱情就像照片底片,需要在暗室中才能洗出来.
[2]Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
那些身上总带着武器的人往往会被那些从不带武器的人杀掉
[3]You have the right to remain silent,anything you say will be misquoted,then used against you.
你有权保持沉默,你说的任何话都有可能被曲义引用并用来对付你.
[4]Bills travel through the mail at twice the spead of refund checks.
比尔查看信件的速度要比查看退款单的速度的两倍
[5]The things that come to those that wait may be the things left by those who got there first.
那些守株待兔的人得到的往往是主动出击的人放弃不要的.
[6]A fine is a tax for doing wrong,a tax is a fine for doing well.
罚款单是因你做的错事付钱.而缴税是另一种意义上的罚款,谁让你赚得多呢
[7]If you are born ugly blame your parents,if you died ugly blame your doctor.
如果你生得难看,怪你父母.如果你死得难看,怪你的医生.
[8]Never trouble trouble till trouble broubles you.
在麻烦找到你之前千万不要自找麻烦.
[9]Three fastest means of Communication:1)Tele-Phone 2)Tele-Vision 3)Tell woman,need still faster?Tell her not to tell anyone.
三种最快的交流方式：电话 电视 告诉女人.还要再快吗?那告诉那个女人千万不要告诉其他人.
[10]Success is relative term,it brings so many relatives.
成功是一个相对而言的,它可以带来很多成功的衍生品
[11]If practice makes perfect,and I am doing it wrong,then I am doing it perfectly wrong.
如果熟能生巧,而我所做的是错的,那我做得一定是彻头彻尾的不对.
[12]There's nothing bad about having a big tummy,what's bad is that you have nothing goodin your tummy.
拥有大肚腩没什么不好,怕只怕你的肚子里啥都没有,徒有草莽.
[13]As the builders say,the larger stones do not lie well without the lesser.
正如建筑工人所说,如果没有小一点的石头,很难把大石头坐得平稳.
[14]Be slow to fall into friendship,but when you are in,continue firm and constant.
交朋友一定要慎重,但一旦你认为他值得交,那就要持之以恒地将你们的友谊建得坚不可摧.
[15]A fool thinks himself to be wise,but a wise man knows himeself to be a fool.
愚人自认为自己是智者,但智者往往觉得自己卑微若愚.
[16]If you know the enemy and know yourself you need not fear the results of hunderd battles.
知己知彼,百战不殆
[17]Human behavir flows from three main sources:desire,emotion,and knowledge.
人的行为往往由以下因素引起：欲望 情感 知识
[18]The greatest way to live with honor in this world is to be what we pretend to be.
想要活得光荣,最好的方式就是假装到底.
加油加油~还有两个~
【19】A lot of people are afraid of heights,not me I'afraid of widths.
最后一个了!Fighting哟~
许多人畏惧高度,而我不是,我害怕广度.
【20】If you have a finger in a pie,you have an interest in something
最后这句我不太明白,只知道一个短语是have your finger in every pie 是多管闲事的意思