作业帮关于圣诞节的英文笑话故事,急需!
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关于圣诞节的英文笑话故事,急需!
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On Christmas Eve Santa Claus met an honest politician and a kind lawyer while riding up in an elevator of a very exclusive hotel.Just before the doors opened the three of them noticed a 1000NT bill lying on the floor.Which one of them do you think picked it up?
Answer:Santa of course!Why?Because everybody knows that the other two don’t exist!
圣诞节前夕,圣诞老人和一清廉的政治人物,以及一心地善良的律师在一家高级饭店一同等电梯,门还未开前,三人同时看到地上有一张新台币1000元的钞票,猜猜谁会将它捡起?
答案：当然是圣诞老人啦!为什么?因为大家都知道另外两者并不存在.
The thief and the judge
It was Christmas and the judge was in a benevolent mood as he questioned the prisoner."What are you charged with?" he asked.
"Doing my christmas shopping early," replied the defendant.
"That's no offense," replied the judge,"How early were you doing this shopping?"
"Before the store opened," countered the prisoner.
法官与小偷
那天是圣诞节,法官在审讯犯人时也有点恻隐之心.“你为什么而被起诉?”他问.
“采购圣诞节物品过早.”被告答.
“这不算犯法,”法官回答,“你购物多早?”
在商店开门之前,“犯人应道.
If you have not received my Christmas present,it has to be because of - your socks have a big hole!Bu Bu it fast!!中文：如果你今天没收到我的圣诞礼物,那一定是因为--你的袜子有个大洞!快补补吧!
Answer:Santa of course!Why?Because everybody knows that the other two don’t exist!
圣诞节前夕,圣诞老人和一清廉的政治人物,以及一心地善良的律师在一家高级饭店一同等电梯,门还未开前,三人同时看到地上有一张新台币1000元的钞票,猜猜谁会将它捡起?
答案：当然是圣诞老人啦!为什么?因为大家都知道另外两者并不存在.
The thief and the judge
It was Christmas and the judge was in a benevolent mood as he questioned the prisoner."What are you charged with?" he asked.
"Doing my christmas shopping early," replied the defendant.
"That's no offense," replied the judge,"How early were you doing this shopping?"
"Before the store opened," countered the prisoner.
法官与小偷
那天是圣诞节,法官在审讯犯人时也有点恻隐之心.“你为什么而被起诉?”他问.
“采购圣诞节物品过早.”被告答.
“这不算犯法,”法官回答,“你购物多早?”
在商店开门之前,“犯人应道.
If you have not received my Christmas present,it has to be because of - your socks have a big hole!Bu Bu it fast!!中文：如果你今天没收到我的圣诞礼物,那一定是因为--你的袜子有个大洞!快补补吧!