英语翻译他是一头爱说风凉话、贪睡午觉、牛饮咖啡、大嚼千层面、见蜘蛛就扁、见邮差就穷追猛打的大肥猫.他就是加菲猫……全世界

英语翻译
他是一头爱说风凉话、贪睡午觉、牛饮咖啡、大嚼千层面、见蜘蛛就扁、见邮差就穷追猛打的大肥猫.他就是加菲猫……全世界最有活力（也最滑稽）的猫科动物!一九七八年出生在莉欧妮妈妈意大利餐厅的厨房里,就此开始他狼吞虎咽意大利面点的一生.
这个不讲礼貌的肥猫咪到底哪点吸引人呢?很简单……一般人认同他,因为他就是他们自己.实事上,他根本就是个披着猫皮的人.加菲猫爱看电视,痛恨星期一.他宁可大吃大喝也不要做运动；说真格的,他对睡眠和食物的狂热程度,只有他对运动和节食的厌恶差堪比拟.（他只做“仰卧”而不做“起坐”）.如果早晨能晚点开始,他还会更喜欢它.凶到会坐起来狂吠的咖啡,是为一天带来美好开始的独一无二偏方.还有比这更人性的吗?但
加菲猫也不是一味只出言不逊,讽刺别人：他也有温柔的一面.他真心爱他的熊宝宝波基,而在内心深处,他也爱他的主人老姜和呆狗欧弟（不用说,当然不及他爱自己那么多.）
加菲猫的身材是开玩笑的焦点.没错,他是长得圆滚滚的.没错,他曾经被误认为是一颗小行星.没错,他大得有专用的邮政区号.但是加菲猫也有他自己的观点,他不是体重过重……而是身高太矮.他不是胖……而是细胞过剩.
提到懒惰.加菲猫总是聆听他内心那条大懒虫,他的人生哲学是
一次只打一个盹.昏昏欲睡至少有一个好处：进入这境界不需要靠努力.

He said that love is a sarcastic,like taking a nap,drink coffee,cattle,thousands of Dajiao level,the spiders see on the flat,see the postman on the hot pursuit of the enemy Feimao large.Garfield ......He is the world's most dynamic (and most ridiculous) of cats!Liou Ni was born in 1978 in Italy mother in the kitchen of the restaurant,to start on this point,he devoured pasta life.
This is not courtesy of the fat cat in the end,which point it attractive?Very simple ......most people agree with him,because he is their own.In fact,he is a cat under the skin of people.Garfield likes to watch television,hate Monday.He would rather not do sports drink; true that the grid,his sleep and food of the degree of fanaticism that only his movement and the diet of poor offensive worthy match.(He just "sit" and not "up").If the morning to late start,he will be more like it.Will take up to the fierce howl of coffee,is to bring about a better day to start the unique prescriptions.There are more human than this it?But
Garfield is not only just making rude remarks,others ironic:He has soft side.He really loved his Xiong Baobao bases in the bottom of his heart,he loves his master Laojiang dog to stay in Europe and younger brother (Needless to say,of course,not as his own love so much.)
Garfield's body is the focus of a joke.Yes,he is the Yuan Gungun longer.Yes,he had been mistaken for an asteroid.Yes,he has a special postal code.But Garfield also has his own point of view,he is not overweight ...but ...is too short.He's not fat ...but ...the excess cells.
Referred to the lazy.Garfield always listened to his heart that big Slackers,and his philosophy of life is
Only once a nap.Drowsy at least one advantage:it into the realm do not need to rely on