russell peters关于小气鬼那一段的的脱口秀,麻烦把话给打出来（英语）.

russell peters关于小气鬼那一段的的脱口秀,麻烦把话给打出来（英语）.
上英语课小演讲要用.好的话我再加分~

不知道是不是这段 带中文字幕~http://v.youku.com/v_show/id_XMTk3NzQzNzcy.html
再问： 也可以，麻烦把这弄成小演讲，因为我们有课前3分钟小演讲~~~~哎~~~~
再答： Hello everyone: do you know that Chinese people and Indian people can not do business together? Maybe you would say why? Cuz Indians can not live without a bargin and Chinese peole can not give you a bargin.Our objective is to get every penny from you and Indian is to keep every penny. One day, An Indian went to this Chinese mall, some of you may know, Pacific Mall. That's the wrong place for an Indian guy to go, he saw a bag, and he want to buy that bag. Just imagine:Now I'm the Indian and I go to Chinese guy behind the counter:how much? He goes:35 dollar. "How about 30? "Chinese people would never tell you no. They will tell you no, the longest. You're ever heard in your life like you just said the most ridiculous thing.you know? “I‘ll give you 30" "Nooooo......." I can't do it 30. I sell you 30 today, you come tomorrow, I close down. Give me a deal on the purse, man. I don't wanna pay 35 bucks. OK, you seem like a nice guy, I'll give you the best price:34,5 I'm like: that's 5o cents,man He goes: 50 cents,a lot of money, you save 50 cents here, then maybe you go somewhere else and you save another 50 cents.Then you have 1 dollar,then you take your dollar, go to the dollar store,you buy something else. This guy is turning into my money manager or something? A financial plan for you. I'm like: you konw what,dude, forget it. I don't want it, it's not a deal. He starts to tell me. stuff that has nothing to do with anything I go: I'm leaving. He goes:Hey! Be a man! What are you talking about, do the right thing.Maybe you don't buy the purse right now,you walk around the mall,you see something else. You don't buy,you come back,you say:Hey! I want the purse for 34.5.I'd say no! You don't get it for 34.5 now.The price' gone,now maybe 4o dollars. Be a man! Oh! How funny is it! Thank you!