英语翻译How wars beginThe Stevenson family was having dinner,The

英语翻译
How wars begin
The Stevenson family was having dinner,The family ate without talking for several minutes,then Tom said,"Daddy,do you know how wars begin?"
Mr.Stevenson thought for a moment,then he said,"Yes,I think so,I'll give you an example,We'll take two countries,Britain and the United States,If Britain fought with the U.S...."
Mrs.Stevenson laughed,"That's crazy," she said to her husband,"Britain and the U.S.have been friends for over two hundred years,They'll never fight."
"Yes,I know that," Mr.Stevenson said,"I was only using them as an example." " but they're not a good example," Mrs.Stevenson said,"France and Germany are a better example."
"Britain and the U.S.are the best example." Mr.Stevenson replied." They are friends now but they were enemies in the past,They fought a war!"
"But that was a long time ago,"Mrs.Stevenson said,"You should use more modern examples."
"And you should let me answer my son's question," Mr.Stevenson said angrily.
"Not when you give him wrong answers." Mrs.Stevenson said
"I am not giving him wrong answers!" Mr.Stevenson shouted."I am giving him perfectly good answers."
"Don't shout at me!" Mrs.Stevenson cried,"I'm not one of your stupid friends."
"my friends aren't stupid!" Mr.Stevenson stood up and walked angrily out of the room.
"Now I'll answer your question." Mrs.Stevenson said to her son.
"It's all right,mom," he said." You and Dad already have."

战争是怎样开始的
史蒂文森家正在吃晚饭,（吃饭间）说话还没说一会儿,汤姆向爸爸问道：“爸爸,你知道战争是怎样开始的吗?”
史蒂文森先生想了一会儿说：“好,我想我是知道的.举个例子：就拿两个国家：英国和美国来说吧,如果英国和美国打起来的话……”
“这太疯狂了……”史蒂文森夫人大笑道,“英国和美国已经是有二百年交情的老朋友了,他们是不会打起来的.”
“是,我知道,”史蒂文森先生说,“我只不过是用这两个国家来举例子而已……”
“但是他们绝对不是一个好例子,”史蒂文森太太说,“法国和德国才是个好例子呢.”（以下一人一句）
“英国和美国是一个好例子,”史蒂文森先生说,“尽管他们现在是朋友,但是他们在过去曾经是打过一仗的!”
“但那是很久以前了,”史蒂文森太太说,“你应该用一些更现代的例子!”
“你应该让我回答儿子的问题,”史蒂文森先生生气地说.
“而你现在不能给他错误的答案!”史蒂文森太太说.
“我没有给他错误的答案!”史蒂文森先生喊道,“我正在给他举一个非常好的例子!”
“别冲我大喊大叫!”史蒂文森太太哭道,“我并不是你愚蠢的朋友!”（她的意思是史蒂文森先生的朋友都是愚蠢的）
“我没有愚蠢的朋友!”史蒂文森先生生气地站了起来并走出了房间.
“好,现在我来回答你的问题……”史蒂文森太太对儿子说.
“好了好了,妈妈,”他说,“你和爸爸已经给了我一个很好的解释了.”
这个故事挺有意思的…………楼主加油哦～