求优美的英语小短文抄的也可以,只要优美就行!不要太长我用来做手抄报的最好有翻译

求优美的英语小短文
抄的也可以,只要优美就行!
不要太长
我用来做手抄报的
最好有翻译

No.1
I Must Go Home
Three men were discussing at a bar about coincidences.The first man said “My wife was reading A Tale Of Two Cities and she gave a birth to twins.”
“That’s funny.” The second man remarked,“My wife was readi-
ng Three Musketeers and she gave birth to triplets!”
The third man shouted,“Good God,I have to rush home!”
When asked and what the problem was,he exclaimed,“When I left,my wife was reading Ail Baba and the Forty Thieves!”
NO.2
The 2008 Olympics have been hold successfully.We are all excited about it because it's the first time for China and all Chinese to hold the Olympic games.Our great country has made a lot of preparations for the games since 2001.We students have planted many trees to make the environment more and more beautiful.What's more,all Chiness people are glad to welcome the friends from all over the world.We are sure Chinese athletes will try their best to show we Chinese is strong!Now all Chinese people are ready.We want to say to Everyone :"Welcome to China!We are ready!" Let's wish the 2008 Olympics seccessful!
3.Four best friends met at the hospital since their wives were giving births to their babies.The nurse comes up to the first man and says,"Congratulations,you got twins." The man said "How strange,I'm the manager of Minnesota Twins." After awhile the nurse comes up to the second man and says,"Congratulations,you got triplets." Man was like "Hmmm,strange I worked as a director for the "3 musketeers." Finally,the nurse comes up to the third man and says "Congratulations,you got twins x2." Man is happy and says,"Ironic,I work for the hotel "4 Seasons." All three of them are happy until they see their last buddy jumping all over the place,cursing God and banging his head on the wall.They asked him what's wrong and he answered,"What's wrong?I work for 7up"!
No.4
That must be the story of innumerable couples,and the pattern of lifeof life it offers has a homely grace.It reminds you of a placid rivulet,meandering smoohtly through green pastures and shaded by pleasant trees,till at last it falls into the vasty sea;but the sea is so calm,so silent,so infifferent,that you are troubled suddently by a vague uneasiness.Perhaps it is only by a kink in my nature,strong in me even in those days,that i felt in such an existence,the share of the great majority,something amiss.I recognized its social value.I saw its ordered happiness,but a fever in my blood asked for a wilder course.There seemed to me something alarming in such easy delights.In my heart was desire to live more dangerously.I was not unprepared for jagged rocks and treacherous,shoals it I could only have change-change and the exicitement of unforeseen