作业帮可以写在手抄报上的短篇英语文章
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可以写在手抄报上的短篇英语文章
要短一点 还要有英文的
各位知识分子
要短一点 还要有英文的
各位知识分子
Saving Lives
At a pre-med university in St.Louis,we had to take a difficult class in physics.One day the professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept.A student rudely interrupted to ask "Why do we have to learn this stuff?"
"To save lives." The professor responded quickly and continued the lecture.A few minutes later,the same student spoke up again."So how does physics save lives?" he persisted."It usually keeps the idiots like you out of medical school," replied the professor.
救人
在圣路易斯的一所医学院预科大学,学生必须修一门很难的物理课.一天,教授正在探讨一个特别复杂的概念,一个学生粗鲁地打断他的话,问道：“为什么我们一定要学这种东西?”
“为了救人.”教授很快回答,继续讲课.几分钟后,那个学生再次大声坚持：“那么物理怎么救人呢?”教授回答：“它通常可以把你这种笨蛋赶出医学院.”
The World's Greatest Swordsman
At an exhibition of the world's best swordsman,the third-place fencer took the stage.A fly was released,and with an arc of his sword he cut the fly in half.The crowd cheered.Then the second-place man sliced a fly into quarters.A hush fell in anticipation of the world's greatest swordsman.
His blade came down in a mighty arc - but the insect continued on its way!The crowd was aghast.The greatest swordsman had missed his target completely,yet he continued to smile.
"Why are you so happy?" someone yelled."You missed!"
"Ah," replied the swordsman,"you weren't watching very carefully.They fly lives,yes - but he will never be a father."
世界上最伟大的击剑手
在一场世界最佳击剑手表演中,排名第三的击剑手上场了.一只苍蝇放了出来,剑划了一个弧,他将苍蝇劈成了两半.观众欢呼起来.紧接着排名第二的人将一只苍蝇切成了四半.现场一阵沉默,人们期盼着世界上最伟大的击剑手出场.
他的剑锋以一个巨大的弧线划了下来－－然而那只昆虫还在继续飞行!观众被惊呆了.最伟大的击剑手完全错过了他的目标,然而他还在微笑着.
“你为什么这么高兴?”有人嚷道,“你没击中!”
“啊,”剑手答道,“你刚才没有很仔细地看.苍蝇还活着,是的－－但他永远也做不成爸爸了.
Will and Bill were quarrelling about whose father was the stronger.Will said,"Well,you know the Pacific Ocean My father's the one who dug the hole for it."
Bill wasn't impressed,"Well,that's nothing.You know the Dead Sea My father's the one who killed it!"
At a pre-med university in St.Louis,we had to take a difficult class in physics.One day the professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept.A student rudely interrupted to ask "Why do we have to learn this stuff?"
"To save lives." The professor responded quickly and continued the lecture.A few minutes later,the same student spoke up again."So how does physics save lives?" he persisted."It usually keeps the idiots like you out of medical school," replied the professor.
救人
在圣路易斯的一所医学院预科大学,学生必须修一门很难的物理课.一天,教授正在探讨一个特别复杂的概念,一个学生粗鲁地打断他的话,问道：“为什么我们一定要学这种东西?”
“为了救人.”教授很快回答,继续讲课.几分钟后,那个学生再次大声坚持：“那么物理怎么救人呢?”教授回答：“它通常可以把你这种笨蛋赶出医学院.”
The World's Greatest Swordsman
At an exhibition of the world's best swordsman,the third-place fencer took the stage.A fly was released,and with an arc of his sword he cut the fly in half.The crowd cheered.Then the second-place man sliced a fly into quarters.A hush fell in anticipation of the world's greatest swordsman.
His blade came down in a mighty arc - but the insect continued on its way!The crowd was aghast.The greatest swordsman had missed his target completely,yet he continued to smile.
"Why are you so happy?" someone yelled."You missed!"
"Ah," replied the swordsman,"you weren't watching very carefully.They fly lives,yes - but he will never be a father."
世界上最伟大的击剑手
在一场世界最佳击剑手表演中,排名第三的击剑手上场了.一只苍蝇放了出来,剑划了一个弧,他将苍蝇劈成了两半.观众欢呼起来.紧接着排名第二的人将一只苍蝇切成了四半.现场一阵沉默,人们期盼着世界上最伟大的击剑手出场.
他的剑锋以一个巨大的弧线划了下来－－然而那只昆虫还在继续飞行!观众被惊呆了.最伟大的击剑手完全错过了他的目标,然而他还在微笑着.
“你为什么这么高兴?”有人嚷道,“你没击中!”
“啊,”剑手答道,“你刚才没有很仔细地看.苍蝇还活着,是的－－但他永远也做不成爸爸了.
Will and Bill were quarrelling about whose father was the stronger.Will said,"Well,you know the Pacific Ocean My father's the one who dug the hole for it."
Bill wasn't impressed,"Well,that's nothing.You know the Dead Sea My father's the one who killed it!"