英语翻译sometimes it is hard to park cars in big cities.once an

英语翻译
sometimes it is hard to park cars in big cities.once an old man arrived at a parking place first.he stopped his large Rolls Royce just in front of the parking place.then he turned his head and began to drive his car very slowly into the space.just as he was doing this,a very young man in a Mini came up from behind.he noticed the space and drove straight in.the old man had to stop suddenly and angrily.he wound down his window and looked at the young man.but the young man was not sorry.he had gotten out of his car now and he was laughing."you have to be young to do that!" he said to the older driver.the old man said nothing.he just began to drive his rolls royce again and hit Mini very hard.there was not much of the Mini left when the old driver had finished.the young man watched what was happening and could not believe his eyes.he was very angry and very red in the face.the old man looked out of the window and smiled,"you have to be rich to do that,"he said.
这是翻译出来的中文：在大都市里有些时候停车很困难.有一次一个老者先来到了一个停车场.他把他庞大的劳斯莱斯就停在停车场的门口.然后他然后他掉头并准备慢慢的驰入他的车位.正当他这么做的时候,一个开着迷你型小汽车的年轻人紧跟在他的车后面.他注意到了那个车位并且直接停了进去.这个老人很生气,不得不赶紧停车.他摇下车窗,并看着那个年轻人.但是那个年轻人并没有表示歉意,并立即下车并且笑了起来,“你只有在年轻时才能这样做”,他对这位老人说.这位老者什么也没有说,他只是开动了他的劳斯莱斯并狠狠的撞向了那辆迷你小汽车.当这位老者停下来的时候,这辆迷你小汽车的确变得很小了.这位年轻人简直不敢相信眼前发生的这一切,他的脸气得通红.这位老者在车窗口看着他,笑着说,“你只有在有钱的时候才能这样做”.
时间仓促,供参考!
是的，就是那种幽默的，很有耐人寻味的那种

I work for 7up"!我可是在七喜公司工作呀
Four best friends met at the hospital since their wives were giving births to their babies.The nurse comes up to the first man and says,"Congratulations,you got twins." The man said "How strange,I'm the manager of Minnesota Twins." After awhile the nurse comes up to the second man and says,"Congratulations,you got triplets." Man was like "Hmmm,strange I worked as a director for the "3 musketeers." Finally,the nurse comes up to the third man and says
"Congratulations,you got twins x2." Man is happy and says,"Ironic,I work for the hotel "4 Seasons." All three of them are happy until they see their last buddy jumping all over the place,cursing God and banging his head on the wall.They asked him what's wrong and he answered,"What's wrong?I work for 7up"!
四个好朋友在医院里碰面了,他们的妻子正在生产.护士过来对第一个男人说:"恭喜,你得了双胞胎."男人说:"多奇怪呀,我是明尼苏达双子队的经理."过了一会儿,护士过来对第二个男人说:"恭喜,你得了三胞胎."男人很喜欢:"嗯,又巧了.我是3M公司的董事."最后,护士跑来对第三个男人说:"恭喜,你得了2对双胞胎."男人很开心地说:"真令人啼笑皆非,我为四季宾馆工作."他们三个都很高兴,但第四个伙伴急得像热锅上的蚂蚁,咒骂上帝并用头撞墙.他们问他有什么不对劲,他回答道:"什么不对劲?我可是在七喜公司工作呀!"
Five Hundred Times 五百遍
In the traffic court of a large mid-western city,a young lady was brought before the judge to answer a ticket given her for driving through a red light.She explained to his honor that she was a school teacher and requested an immediate disposal of her case in order that she might hasten on to her classes.A wild gleam came into the judge's eye."You are a school teacher,eh?" said he."Madam,I shall realize my lifelong ambition.Sit down at that table and write 'I went through a red light' five hundred times."
在中西部一个大城市的交通法庭里,一位年轻女士被带到法官面前,她由于开车闯红灯被开了罚单.女士向法官解释,她是一名学校老师,请求法官马上处理她的案子,以便可以赶回去上课.法官眼中闪过一丝狡黠,说道：“你是学校的老师,对吗?女士,我马上要实现我毕生的愿望了.在那张桌子旁坐下,写‘我开车闯了红灯’500遍.”（这个不错吧,哈哈,刚开始还没完全懂呢）