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急求英语幽默小短文Nothing to worry about

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急求英语幽默小短文
Nothing to worry about
第一篇
A Private conversation
Last week l went to the theatre.l had a very good seat.The play was very interesting.l did not enjoy it.A young man and a young woman were
sitting behind me.They were talking loudly.l got very angry.l could not hear the actors.l turned round.l looked at the man and the woman angrily.They did not pay any attention.ln the end,l could not bear it,
l turned around again."l can't hear a world!"l said angrily.
"lt's none of your business," the young man said rudely."lt's a private conversation.
第二篇
Sold O t
"The play may begin at any moment,"l said
"lt may have begun already,"Susan said.
l hurried to the ticket-office."May l have two tickets please?"l said.
"l`m sorry,we have sold out," the girl said.
"What a pity!"Susan exclaimed.
Just then,a man hurried to the ticket-office.
"Can l return these two tickets?" he asked.
"Certainly" the girl said.
l went to the ticket-office at once.
"Could l have those two tickets please?'l asked.
"Certainly,' the girl said,"but they are for next Wednesday's performance.Do you still want them?
"l might as well have them,"l said sadly.
翻译
第一篇
上个星期我去戏院看戏,我的座位很好,戏很有趣.但我没能欣赏它,在我后面坐着一男一女,他们大声说话.我很生气.我听不见演员的对白.我回过头去,怒目瞪这男的和女的:他们却毫不理睬.到后来我不能忍受下去了,又回过头去生气地说:”我一个字也听不清!”
年轻的男人却粗暴地说,”这你管不着,这是私人的谈话.”
第二篇
我说,”戏就要开始啦!”
苏珊说,”可能早已开始啦!”
我急忙跑到售票处,”买两张票行吗?”我问
”对不起,客满啦!”女售票员说.”真倒霉!”苏珊叹息道.
就在这时一个人跑到售票处问:”退两张票行吗?””行.”女售票员说.
我马上返回售票处.问道,”这两张票给我行不行?”
”当然可以.”售票员说,”可这是星期三的票您还要不要?””要就要吧!”我垂头丧气地说.