英语幽默故事（急!）要求：1.英语的幽默的2.要有翻译3.不要太短也不要太长,中篇4.最好是两人对话的要翻译，越多越好，

英语幽默故事（急!）
要求：
1.英语的幽默的
2.要有翻译
3.不要太短也不要太长,中篇
4.最好是两人对话的
要翻译，越多越好，中篇的

101.A Gentle Reminder
Having been married a long time,my husband sometimes needs a gentle reminder of a special occasion.On the morning of our 35th anniversary,we were sitting at the breakfast table when I hinted,"Honey,do you realize that we've been sitting in these same two seats for exactly 35 years?"
Putting down the newspaper,he looked straight at me and said,"So,you want to switch seats
译文：101.A温柔提醒
已经结婚了很长一段时间,我丈夫有时需要有一个温和的提醒一个特殊的场合.上午我们35周年,我们坐在早餐桌上当我暗示,“亲爱的,你是否意识到,我们一直坐在这些相同的两个席位整整35年?”
放下报纸,他看着我直说,“因此,要切换席位
102.I Understand Him
While eating in a restaurant,I reprimanded my four-year-old son for speaking with his mouth full ."Mump umn Kmpfhm," was all I heard.
"Drew," I scolded,"no one can understand a word you're saying.
"He says he wants some ketchup," my husband said calmly
A woman sitting nearby leaned over and asked,"How in the world did you understand him?"
"I'm a dentist," my husband explained.
102 .我理解他
虽然吃的一家餐馆,我训斥我4岁的儿子讲他的嘴里.“ Mump乌曼Kmpfhm ,”是我听到的所有.
“德鲁说：”我骂,“没有人能理解一个词你是怎么说的.
“他说,他希望一些番茄酱,”我的丈夫说：冷静
一名妇女坐在附近俯身问道：“如何在世界上没有你了解他吗?”
“我是牙科医生,”我的丈夫解释.
106.Im the Only Driver
A short young man was running behind a bus which was full of passengers.But the bus still ran at a great speed.
"Stop,stop," a passenger looked out of the window,and shouted at the young man,"you can't catch it !"
"I must," the young fellow said,out of breath,"because I'm only driver of the bus.
.林唯一的司机
短期年轻男子被误点的巴士是满乘客.但是,巴士仍跑在一个伟大的速度.
“停止,停止,”一名乘客望着窗外,并大声的年轻男子,“你不能赶上了!”
“我必须”的小伙子说,上气不接下气,“因为我只是驱动的公共汽车.