英语翻译Eighty-year-old retired tailor,James McKay,spent Saturda

英语翻译
Eighty-year-old retired tailor,James McKay,spent Saturday night in jail after hitting thirty-year-old Keith Smith over the head with his walking stick．McKay’s wife,Laurence told us that while McKay is usually a peaceful person,he had been driven to this act of violence by getting wet just once too often． Smith lives above the McKays and it appears that not only is he a keen gardener,he is also a fish collector.or too often,on the McKays themselves． “For the last fortnight,since Smith moved into the flat above us,we have hardly dared to go to our balcony,” said Laurene．She added that it wasn’t so much the water falling onto their balcony from Smith watering his plant that bothered them,it was more the way he cleaned his fish tanks．“We’d be sitting there happily reading our newspapers,when suddenly so much water would come from above that we’d be as wet as if we’d showered with our clothes on!Neither could we get rid of the smell of fish!” And on Saturday evening it was just too much．“It was James’s birthday,” explained Laurene,“and I’d made him a birthday cake．The candles were a great sight as you can imagine,but James didn’t get to blow them out．”Instead,Smith emptied one of his larger tanks over his balcony and both the McKays and the cake were wet through．Rarely had Laurene seen McKay move so fast．“I couldn’t stop him．He was up there in a flash．It was the fastest I’d seen him move since 1964．” Smith is not going to take things further with the police．He has also promised to change his ways from now on．And what of James McKay?As he left the police station,a large crowd of supporters sang him,“Happy Birthday”．“Definitely the most exciting birthday ever!” said the cheerful old man．“The best since my adolescence I’d say!”

詹姆斯·麦凯是一个退休了的裁缝,已80岁高龄,因为用拐棍打了30岁的基斯·史密斯,而在监狱里度过了周六的晚上.麦凯的妻子劳伦斯告诉我们,麦凯通常是个非常心平气和的人.他被激怒是因为多次被弄得落汤鸡一样,史密斯住在麦凯家的楼上.他貌似不仅是一个园艺爱好者,而且还是一个养鱼爱好者.“从史密斯搬来的前两个周,我们几乎不敢到阳台上去,”劳伦斯说,她有补充道,不仅是他浇灌他的花园的时候掉道阳台上的水使他们颇为烦恼,更甚者是当他刷鱼缸的时候.“我们本来很开心地在阳台上读报纸,突然上面掉下很多水,我们就会被淋的像穿着衣服在沐浴一样.而且弄得满身鱼的腥味.” 星球六晚上简直太糟糕了.“周六是詹姆斯的生日,”劳伦斯解释道,“我给他做了一个大蛋糕,你可以想象烛光多么地温馨明媚,但是詹姆斯都没来得及吹灭.” 史密斯在他的阳台上把一个大鱼缸的水全部倒了下来,麦凯夫妇以及蛋糕都淋湿了.劳伦斯很少看见麦凯动作那么迅速过.“我都拦不住他,他像闪电一样抖了楼上,这是从1964年以来看见的动作最快的一次.” 史密斯不准备于警方跟多的交道,他也承诺从现在起改变以前的做法.詹姆斯·麦凯呢?当他离开警局的时候,一大群支持者为他歌唱“生日快乐” 这个兴奋的老人说：“这是有生以来最令人振奋的一个生日,我得说这是从我青春期以来的最好的一个生日”