作业帮求一则英文的幽默故事,用于参加主持人大赛.要求稍微长一点,要有初...
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求一则英文的幽默故事,用于参加主持人大赛.要求稍微长一点,要有初...
求一则英文的幽默故事,用于参加主持人大赛.要求稍微长一点,要有初中生以上的水平,请尽快,3天内回答追加50分!
求一则英文的幽默故事,用于参加主持人大赛.要求稍微长一点,要有初中生以上的水平,请尽快,3天内回答追加50分!
Teacher and Student
Landon had made an unsuccessful attempt at the recitation,and the doctor,somewhat nettled,said:Landon,you don't seem to be getting on very fast in this subject.You seem to lack ambition.Why,at your age Alexander the Great had conquered half the world.
Yes,said Landon,he couldn't help it,for you will recall the fact,doctor,that Alexander the Great had Aristotle for a teacher.
Look in the pocket
A man walks into a bar,orders a drink,gulps it down,looks in his pocket then orders another one.
He gulps that one down,looks in his pocket again,then orders another one.
He does this about 7 or 8 more times when the bartender finally asks,"Every time you finish a drink you look in your pocket.What’s in your pocket?"
The man replies,"Oh...I have a picture of my wife in there.I drink until she looks good,then I go home."
Landon had made an unsuccessful attempt at the recitation,and the doctor,somewhat nettled,said:Landon,you don't seem to be getting on very fast in this subject.You seem to lack ambition.Why,at your age Alexander the Great had conquered half the world.
Yes,said Landon,he couldn't help it,for you will recall the fact,doctor,that Alexander the Great had Aristotle for a teacher.
Look in the pocket
A man walks into a bar,orders a drink,gulps it down,looks in his pocket then orders another one.
He gulps that one down,looks in his pocket again,then orders another one.
He does this about 7 or 8 more times when the bartender finally asks,"Every time you finish a drink you look in your pocket.What’s in your pocket?"
The man replies,"Oh...I have a picture of my wife in there.I drink until she looks good,then I go home."