作业帮求一篇英语笑话,长度一两分钟,
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求一篇英语笑话,长度一两分钟,
Two storks are sitting in their nest:a father stork and baby stork.The baby stork is crying and crying and father stork is trying to calm him.Don´t worry,son.Your mother will come back.She´s only bringing people babies and making them happy.
The next night,it´s father´s turn to do the job.Mother and son are sitting in the nest,the baby stork is crying,and mother is saying Son,your father will be back as soon as possible,but now he´s bringing joy to new mommies and daddies.
A few days later,the stork´s parents are desperate:their son is absent from the nest all night!Shortly before dawn,he returns and the parents ask him where he´s been all night.
The baby stork says,Nowhere.Just scaring the hell out of college students!
两个鹳巢坐在父亲鹳和白鹳宝宝.婴儿鹳在哭泣,哭和父亲鹳正试图让他平静.不要担心,儿子.你妈妈会回来的.她只有把人民的婴儿,使他们高兴.
第二天晚上,这是父亲的回合来完成这项工作.母亲和儿子坐在巢中,婴儿鹳在哭,妈妈说儿子,笑话的中国语会是你的父亲尽快,但现在他带来欢乐,新妈妈们和爸爸.
几天后,白鹳的父母感到绝望：他们的儿子是从巢整夜缺席!黎明前不久,他返回和家长问他,他一直都晚.
宝宝鹳说,无处.刚出来的大学生,吓唬地狱!
The next night,it´s father´s turn to do the job.Mother and son are sitting in the nest,the baby stork is crying,and mother is saying Son,your father will be back as soon as possible,but now he´s bringing joy to new mommies and daddies.
A few days later,the stork´s parents are desperate:their son is absent from the nest all night!Shortly before dawn,he returns and the parents ask him where he´s been all night.
The baby stork says,Nowhere.Just scaring the hell out of college students!
两个鹳巢坐在父亲鹳和白鹳宝宝.婴儿鹳在哭泣,哭和父亲鹳正试图让他平静.不要担心,儿子.你妈妈会回来的.她只有把人民的婴儿,使他们高兴.
第二天晚上,这是父亲的回合来完成这项工作.母亲和儿子坐在巢中,婴儿鹳在哭,妈妈说儿子,笑话的中国语会是你的父亲尽快,但现在他带来欢乐,新妈妈们和爸爸.
几天后,白鹳的父母感到绝望：他们的儿子是从巢整夜缺席!黎明前不久,他返回和家长问他,他一直都晚.
宝宝鹳说,无处.刚出来的大学生,吓唬地狱!