英语翻译1.A man always goes to the same bar at the same time eve

英语翻译
1.A man always goes to the same bar at the same time every day and asks for two glasses of beer.He drinks them and asks for two more.
One day the man comes in.A waiter says to him,“Why do you always ask for two glasses of beer?” “Why don’t you get one big glass instead?”
The man answers,“Because I don’t like to drink alone.I drink with my friend.”
But a few days later the man comes in and asks for only one beer.
“Oh,” says the barman,“is your friend dead?” “Oh,no.” says the man.“He is very well.This beer is for him.I won’t drink beer.My doctor doesn’t want me to drink any more because it is dangerous for me.”
2.Captain Good Fellow
Do your children enjoy interesting stories,funny games,and exciting dances?Captain Good fellow will be ready to teach all these things to children at City Theatre in Saturday morning at 10:00,free.
Films at the Museum
Two European films will be shown Saturday afternoon at the Museum Theatre.See Broken Window at 1:30.The Works will be at 3:45.For further information,call 4987898.
International Picnic
Are you tired of eating the same food every day?Come to the Central Park on Saturday and enjoy from all over the world.Delicious and not expensive.Noon to 5:00 pm.
Take Me Out to the Ball Game
It’s October,and Saturday night (7:00—9:00) is your last chance to see the Red Birds this year.Get your tickets at the gate.It might be cold … Don’t forget sweaters and jackets.
Do You Want to Hear “The Zoo”
“The Zoo”,a popular rock group from Australia,will give their first US concert this Saturday night,at 8at Rose Hall,City College.
3.The Same But Different
John and Jane have six children and they are all girls.They are the only all-girl sextuplets in the world.The sisters are the same age and have the same parents.But they are different.Four of them have blonde hair and two have brown hair.They like different things.
Kate likes drawing.Jean is clever and likes school.Lucy is very good at sports.Sarah is funny and likes jokes.Lily likes singing and Betty likes dancing.
The sisters have a lot of friends.“Sometimes there are twenty children in the house at the same time.But I love them,” said their mother.
Do they have any pets?“Well,we have a dog.She’s female,too,” says their father.“So I’m the only boy in our home!”

就是太长了 只给你翻译第一个吧
有个人经常在每天的同一个时间去同一个酒吧.每次都是要两杯啤酒,然后喝完这两杯,再要两杯.
有一天这个人像往常一样来到这个酒吧,服务员就过来问他：“你为什么每次都是要两杯啤酒,而不是要一杯大的?”
这个人回答道：“因为我不喜欢一个人喝酒,我要和朋友一起喝.”
但是过了一段时间后这个人又来到酒吧,只要了一杯酒.
服务员就很惊讶的问道：“你的朋友去世了吗?”这个人说：“哦,没有.他很好.这杯酒是为他点的,不是为我点的.我的私人医生不希望我再喝酒了,因为那对我身体不好.”