作业帮英语手抄报内容是对我们有好处的有益的
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英语手抄报
内容是对我们有好处的有益的
内容是对我们有好处的有益的
英语短文
A School-report
The father was reading the school-report which had just been handed to him by his hopeful son.His brow was wrathful as he read:"English,poor,French,weak,mathematics,mathematics,Fair," and he gave a glance of disgust at the quaking lad."Wall,Dad." Said the son,"it is not as good as it might be,but have you seen that?" And he pointed to the next line,which read:"Health excellent."
学期总结
父亲正在读儿子刚刚交给他的学期总结,他的儿子满怀希望的看着他,而他则生气的读着学期总结："英语,差;法语,中;数学,良."然后,他厌恶地看着那个正在抖动着身子的小子."恩,老爸."儿子说:"那没有达到本来应该达到的优秀水平,不过你没看到那儿?"他指着下一行,读到："健康状况,优秀."
鲜艳）
good news and bad news
The soldiers had been marching and fighting,they were dirty,hot andtired.One day,the general announced:"My men,I have some good newsand some bad news for you.Which one would you like first?"
"The good news!" they all shouted.
"OK," said the General."The good news is that you will each be receivinga complete change of clothing."
"Hurrah!" chorused the soldiers.
"And now for the bad news.Jack,you will change with John.John,youwill change with Tom.Tom,you will change with Robert.Robert .
译：好消息和坏消息
士兵们连续的行军,作战,他们又累又热又脏.一天,将军宣布：“士兵们,我有一些好消息和坏消息要告诉你们.你们愿意先听哪个呢?”
“好消息!”他们嚷道.
“好吧,”将军说,“好消息就是你们每个人都可以彻底的换一身衣服.”
“乌拉!”士兵们高兴地大叫起来.
“现在呢,该是坏消息了.杰克,你将和约翰换衣服,约翰,你和汤姆换,汤姆,你和罗伯特换,罗伯特……”
[幽默]-what miles on The Car?
A blonde（金发女郎） and a brunette（黑人妇女） were talking,and the blonde was very stressed.The brunette asked her what was the matter.The blonde proceeded to tell her that she really needed to sell her car,but no one would buy because it has 100,000 miles on it.
The brunette said to her,"I know a way that will help you sell it.I have a friend who can help you,but it's illegal."
The blonde said," I'll do anything."So the brunette gave the blonde the phone number of a guy who could turn back the odometer on her car.A week later the blonde and the brunette crossed paths,and the brunette asked the blonde if she had sold her car yet.
The blonde said,"Why would I sell a car with only 50,000 miles on it?!"
A School-report
The father was reading the school-report which had just been handed to him by his hopeful son.His brow was wrathful as he read:"English,poor,French,weak,mathematics,mathematics,Fair," and he gave a glance of disgust at the quaking lad."Wall,Dad." Said the son,"it is not as good as it might be,but have you seen that?" And he pointed to the next line,which read:"Health excellent."
学期总结
父亲正在读儿子刚刚交给他的学期总结,他的儿子满怀希望的看着他,而他则生气的读着学期总结："英语,差;法语,中;数学,良."然后,他厌恶地看着那个正在抖动着身子的小子."恩,老爸."儿子说:"那没有达到本来应该达到的优秀水平,不过你没看到那儿?"他指着下一行,读到："健康状况,优秀."
鲜艳）
good news and bad news
The soldiers had been marching and fighting,they were dirty,hot andtired.One day,the general announced:"My men,I have some good newsand some bad news for you.Which one would you like first?"
"The good news!" they all shouted.
"OK," said the General."The good news is that you will each be receivinga complete change of clothing."
"Hurrah!" chorused the soldiers.
"And now for the bad news.Jack,you will change with John.John,youwill change with Tom.Tom,you will change with Robert.Robert .
译：好消息和坏消息
士兵们连续的行军,作战,他们又累又热又脏.一天,将军宣布：“士兵们,我有一些好消息和坏消息要告诉你们.你们愿意先听哪个呢?”
“好消息!”他们嚷道.
“好吧,”将军说,“好消息就是你们每个人都可以彻底的换一身衣服.”
“乌拉!”士兵们高兴地大叫起来.
“现在呢,该是坏消息了.杰克,你将和约翰换衣服,约翰,你和汤姆换,汤姆,你和罗伯特换,罗伯特……”
[幽默]-what miles on The Car?
A blonde（金发女郎） and a brunette（黑人妇女） were talking,and the blonde was very stressed.The brunette asked her what was the matter.The blonde proceeded to tell her that she really needed to sell her car,but no one would buy because it has 100,000 miles on it.
The brunette said to her,"I know a way that will help you sell it.I have a friend who can help you,but it's illegal."
The blonde said," I'll do anything."So the brunette gave the blonde the phone number of a guy who could turn back the odometer on her car.A week later the blonde and the brunette crossed paths,and the brunette asked the blonde if she had sold her car yet.
The blonde said,"Why would I sell a car with only 50,000 miles on it?!"