求一段英语2人情景对话,时间在5—8分钟的（两男的）

求一段英语2人情景对话,时间在5—8分钟的（两男的）
最好带点搞笑的句子。

(Jenny and Tony are at the train station)
Tony:We want to take a train to New York.
Ticket agent (A):Regular or express train?
Tony:How much time would we save if we took
the express?
A:About one hour.The next express train arrives
in New York at 3:15.
Tony:And how much more do we have to pay for the
express?
A:First class is 24 dollars more,and second class
is 15 dollars more.
Tony (to Jenny)：What do you think?
Jenny:As long as we can arrive one hour earlier,
I don't mind paying a little extra.
Tony:OK.(to A) Then give me two second-class
tickets on the express,please.
(Tony and Jenny arrive in New York)
Jenny:Oh!At last we are in the Big Apple!Now we
have to take a subway to get to the Village.Don't we
need to buy a subway map?
Tony:Yes,but I think we can get it free at the
subway station,at the token booth.
(At the subway station)
Tony:Can I have ten tokens?And also can I get a
free subway map?
Ticket booth employee (:Sure.Here's a pack of
ten tokens,twelve-fifty,and this is your subway map.
Tony:Thank you.
Jenny:We are going to the East Village.Which
train should we take?
B:Take the No.8 train and get off at Astor Place.
Tony/Jenny:Thanks a lot.
（东尼和珍尼在火车站）
东尼：我们要搭火车去纽约.
售票员：要普通车还是快车?
东尼：如果我们坐快车,可以节省多少时间?
售票员：差不多一个小时.下一班快车在3点15分到达纽约.
东尼：那么坐快车的话,我们要多付多少钱?
售票员：头等票多付24美元,二等票多付15美元.
东尼：（对珍尼）你认为如何?
珍尼：如果能早一个小时到达我不介意多付一些钱.
东尼：好.（对售票员）那么来两张二等快车票.
（东尼和珍尼抵达纽约）
珍尼：啊!我们终于来到纽约!要去乡村的话我们就必须坐地铁.需不需要买一张地铁路线图?
东尼：是的.但我想在地铁车站可能拿到免费的.
（在地铁车站）
东尼：给我来10个代币.另外可否给我一份地铁路线图?
售票员：当然可以.这是一包代币,12.50美元.这是地铁路线图.
东尼：
珍尼：我们要去东方村庄该坐哪一列车呢?
售票员：坐8路车,在亚士都站下车.
东尼/珍尼：多谢.