短笑话 爆笑

1.有一只狼宝宝噢,它一生下来不吃肉只吃素,它父母很担心啊.结果一天看到狼宝宝追一只兔子啦,父母很欣慰.然后狼宝宝抓住兔子说：把胡萝卜交出来!……　　2.这个跳水运动员难度系数非常高,他先转体翻滚一周

英语笑话故事　　HeWon　　Tommy:Howisyourlittlebrother,Johnny?Johnny:Heisillinbed.Hehurthimself.　　Tommy:That'st

ThePerfectSon.A:Ihavetheperfectson.B:Doeshesmoke?A:No,hedoesn't.B:Doeshedrinkwhiskey?A:No,hedoesn't.

有2个,第一个非常短的哦~TOM'SEXCUSETeacher:Tom,whyareyoulateforschooleveryday?Tom:EverytimeIcometothecorner,asi

Threemen,adoctor,anaccountantandalawyeraredeadandtheyappearinfrontofStPeter.StPetertellsthemthatthey

1.母亲：“明明,你上学有三个多月了,你觉得语文和数学哪一门好学些呢?”　　明明：“数学好学.”　　母亲：“为什么?”　　明明：“因为语文生字多,数学只有0到9十个数字.”2.　数学课上,小明趴在桌子

Heisreallysomebody--Myunclehas1000menunderhim.--Heisreallysomebody.Whatdoeshedo?--Amaintenancemanina

1.过马路的时候遇上红灯了,朋友意欲前行,我叫住他：“灯,等灯等灯!”朋友回过头来鄙夷的对我说：“就你有英特尔啊!”2.话说世界和平了,奥特曼也要去上学了,可是开学的第一天,老师就死了.为什么呢?.因

笑话一担【原文】秀才年将七十,忽生一子.因有年纪而生,即名年纪.未几又生一子,似可读书,命名学问.次年,又生一子.笑曰：“如此老年,还要生儿,真笑话也.”因名曰“笑话.”三人年长无事,俱命入山打柴,及

HeWonTommy:Howisyourlittlebrother,Johnny?Johnny:Heisillinbed.Hehurthimself.Tommy:That'stoobad.Howdid

mangoestochurchandstartstalkingtoGod.Hesays:"God,whatisamilliondollarstoyou?"andGodsays:"Apenny",the

已解决问题收藏转载到QQ空间需要英语笑话30[标签：英语,笑话]急绚丽玫瑰回答:14人气:14解决时间:2009-03-1422:03检举今天我正在看碟,老妈又捧了本书进来,说道：给我讲讲这几句话什么

1.WillandBillwerequarrellingaboutwhosefatherwasthestrongerman.Willsaid,“Well,youknowthePacificOceanM

mangoestochurchandstartstalkingtoGod.Hesays:"God,whatisamilliondollarstoyou?"andGodsays:"Apenny",the

Teacher:Tom,whyareyoulateforschooleveryday?Tom:EverytimeIcometothecorner,asignsays,"School-GoSlow".老

AGoodBoyLittleRobertaskedhismotherfortwocents."WhatdidyoudowiththemoneyIgaveyouyesterday?""Igaveitto

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Themeanman'sparty.Thenotoriouscheapskatefinallydecidedtohaveaparty.Explainingtoafriendhowtofindhisap

1、一民工大便不通去医院作检查,医生检查后给此人开了一个药方,民工到取药处一看是一卷手纸,不解,医生说：以后不要再用水泥袋擦屁股了!

WhoIstheLaziest?　　Father:Well,Tom,Iaskedtoyourteachertoday,andnowIwanttoaskyouaquestion.Whoisthelazi