小幽默

Amanwasgoingtothehouseofsomerichperson.Ashewentalongtheroad,hesawaboxofgoodapplesatthesideoftheroad.

OldMr.Blacklovedshootingbears,buthiseyeswerenotgoodanymore.Severaltimeshenearlyshotpeopleinsteadofbe

没人磨墨　　一个富家之子去考试,父亲事先考了他一下,成绩很好,满以为一定能录取了,不料榜　　上竟没有儿子的名字.父亲赶去找县官评理.县官调来卷查看,只见上面淡淡一层灰雾,却　　看不到有什么字.　　父亲

赛才英语论坛里有挺多的英语脑筋急转弯你能猜出几个1.Whatwillyoubreakonceyousayit?(什么东西一说出来就打破?)　Silence.(沉默)　　2.Willliarsbehon

AmangoestochurchandstartstalkingtoGod.Hesays:"God,whatisamilliondollarstoyou?"andGodsays:"Apenny",th

一道题目要求把以下四句话用关联词连接：　　1、XXX姐姐瘫痪了；　　2、XXX姐姐顽强地学习；　　3、XXX姐姐学会了多门外语；　　4、XXX姐姐学会了针灸.　　正确答案应该是："XXX姐姐虽然瘫痪了

AnditwasalwaysseldomscroogethatheknewhowtokeepChristmaswell.Ifanymanalivepossessknowledge.Maythatbet

TheWorld'sGreatestSwordsmanAtanexhibitionoftheworld'sbestswordsman,thethird-placefencertookthestage.

英Inchildhooddaddythefishdiscussesthematterwhichforthefishstarvedfrequently.Listens,fishfishtwowithte

有钱夸口【原文】一人迷路,遇一哑子,问之不答,惟以手作钱样,示以得钱,方肯指引.此人喻其意,即以数钱与之.哑子乃开口指明去路,其人问曰：“为甚无钱装哑?”哑曰：“如今世界,有了钱,便会说话耳!”【译文

Difference"Icanalwaystellagraduateclassfromanundergraduateclass,"observedtheinstructorinoneofmygradu

ACleverPandaAlittlepandapicksupapumpkinandwantstotakeithome.Butthepumpkinistoobig.Thepandacan’ttakei

你可以买《妙语短篇》（一系列书）,里面的故事都挺幽默、简单.

IWillForgetitDavid:Haveyouforgottenthatyouowemefiftydollars?Smith:No,notyet.Iwill我会忘记的大卫：你忘了欠我50美元了吧

、NewDiscoveryAhillbillywasvisitingthebigcityforthefirsttime.Enteringanofficebuilding,hesawapudgyolde

Iteachcomputercourses,andmystudentsoftencallmeathomewithquestions.OnemorningIwasonthephone,explainin

HeWonTommy:Howisyourlittlebrother,Johnny?Johnny:Heisillinbed.Hehurthimself.Tommy:That'stoobad.Howdid

女儿去广州跟外婆住一起.临走时我叮嘱“”外婆年纪大了你要细心点,多体贴外婆,我不在她身边,你i要代替妈妈多尽孝道“……话没说完女儿胸脯一拍“放心吧你妈妈就是我妈妈,我会照顾她的”

没人磨墨一个富家之子去考试,父亲事先考了他一下,成绩很好,满以为一定能录取了,不料榜上竟没有儿子的名字.父亲赶去找县官评理.县官调来卷查看,只见上面淡淡一层灰雾,却看不到有什么字.父亲一回家便责骂道：

一位台湾人到美国旅行!他在那儿看车祸发生,他就热心去报警,但又不会英语!结果他这样说：Onecarcome,onecargo!Twocarnostop,bingbangbingbang!Please,