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英语翻译A:B:……(ZZZ)A:这么大的一包东西是啥东西来的?B:……(ZZZ)A:(被惊到的)B:你是谁?A:我当然

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英语翻译
A:
B:……(ZZZ)
A:这么大的一包东西是啥东西来的?
B:……(ZZZ)
A:(被惊到的)
B:你是谁?
A:我当然就是玉树临风、英俊潇洒、无人能及、天下第一(如果英语中没有这么形象的词,那么可以换成意思差不多的词)
A:(HCJ)
B:什么?我知道了.
A:对了!
B:
……
B:听着,厕所是在那边.
A:
……
A:你几天没清洗厕所了?
B:我从354天2小时7分10秒来这儿时就没洗过厕所.
A:我的天呐!我忍!
B:吃个苹果,来.
A:怎么苹果里有一股味儿?
A:有,你的手洗过吗?
B:我已经10天7小时5分钟9秒没洗了.
A:(吐……)
B:对了,你的行李还放在外面呢,要不要拿进来呢?
A:不用了,我第一次看见你就已经摔了4次了,我还是换个地方住好了.
B:切.
A:Anyone?
B:……(ZZZ)
A:Wow!What a big bag!What's in it?
B:……(ZZZ)
A:Wow!(got surprised)
B:Who are you?
A:Me?Ha!I'm the most handsome,the most experienced,the most...
B:Brief!OK?
A:(HCJ)
B:What?Oh,I got it.
A:Is there a toilet?
B:Yes!
……
B:Listen,the toilet is over there.
A:Oh…….
……
A:Oh!Shit!How many days didn't you clean the toilet?
B:I haven't clean it since 354 days 2hours 7minutes 10 secons ago.
A:My god!I stand...I bear...
B:It doesn't matter!Have an apple,come on.
A:OK,thanks!
A:Why the apple smells so strange?
B:Really?
A:Yes!And have you washed your hands?
B:I haven't washed them for 10 days 7 hours 5 minutes 9 seconds.
A:(throwing up……)
B:So,your luggage is still outside,get it in?
A:No no no,it's my first time to see you but I fell down 4 time.I think I'd better change a place to live.
B:Shit.