求翻译，并告诉我笑点在哪

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求翻译，并告诉我笑点在哪
One day, while a husband was reading anewspaper, his wife hit him on the head with a stick.
(M:) “What was that for?” cried the husband.
(W:) “I was washing your clothes when I found a piece of paper with thename of Mary on it!” shouted the wife. “Who is she?”
(M:) “Oh, do you remember that I went to the horse race three weeks agowith my friends? Mary is the name of the horse. I thought she was going to win.”
The wife continued doing the washing happily after she heard her husband’swords. A few hours later, the wife hit her husband with the stick again.
(M:) “What was that for?” said her husband angrily.
(W:) “Your horse called.”

有一天，以为丈夫在看报纸，然后他的妻子从后面给了打了他的头一下。
丈夫：“干嘛打我！！”
妻子："我洗衣服的时候在你的衣服里面找到一张纸，上面写了玛丽这个名字！！她是谁？！！“
丈夫：”哎哟！你记不记得，我前几个星期我和朋友去看马赛，我看好的那匹马叫玛丽。“
妻子安心的回去洗衣服。几个小时之后，妻子有过了，打了丈夫一下。
丈夫很生气：”又怎么了？！”
妻子：“那匹马怎么给你打电话了？！”
笑点就在如果玛丽是一匹马，它怎么可以打电话来呢。丈夫在对妻子说谎。

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