英语翻译This is a true story in three acts.Act1:I go to my car t

英语翻译
This is a true story in three acts.
Act1:I go to my car the other night and find that I have lost my car key.I take a train home and the next day bring in another key.But the idea of having only one key standing between me and my car makes me uncomfortable,however.A second key is clearly advisable and so I delegate the problem to my chief operating officer in these matters,my wife——who is,as you may guess,a woman.
Act2:My wife then calls the local dealer,where we bought the car.She reaches a guy in the service department.The conversation goes like this:“good morning,”says my wife.“My husband has just lost a key to his car and we’d like to get a copy so that we have a backup.The car is on warranty still,so the new key should probably be free.”“Well,I think you need to bring the car in and we’ll see,”sats the guy.“You can’t make a new key without the car?”“Nah,you gotta leave the car here.”Feeling quite unhappy about it,my wife asks that guy,“what’s your name?”“Tom,”says the service guy.My wife then calls and tells me the whole story.I think I know what’s going on.My wife is getting the woman’s treatment.I’m determined to handle this like a man.
Act3:I call the dealer back.Tom is not in.I get Barry.“Barry,”I talk in a very loud voice.“You have got a guy named Tom working there?”“Yes,sir,”says Barry.“Is there a problem?”“Yeah,”I say at the top of my voice.“You’re damn right there’s a problem.Your guy was rude to my wife and is wasting our time,that’s the problem.”“I’m very sorry,sir,”says Barry.“How can I be of help to you right now?”“We can do that.”“And you don’t need the car to do it,right?”“No,sir.We need your VIN number.”“You have the VIN number.You sold me the car,didn’t you,Barry?”“Yes,sir.Then we do have your VIN number,and there won’t be any problem at all.When would you like the key?Later today?”“I can pick it up tomorrow morning.”“It’ll be here for you,sir,”says Barry.

Act1:我去我的车,那天晚上,发现我失去了我的车钥匙我搭火车回家,第二天带来另一个关键的.但是这种只有一个关键站在我与我的车,但让我觉得很不自在…另一个关键显然是明智的,所以我代表这个问题对我公司的首席运营官在这些事情上,我的妻子——就是,当你可能猜想,一个女人.
Act2:我妻子随后当地的经销商,我们买了这辆车她一个人在服务部门.谈话是这样的:“早上好,”妻子说,“我的丈夫刚丢失的钥匙给他的车,我们想获得一份拷贝,以便我们有备用的.这辆车是在保证,所以这个新的重要还是应该是免费的.”“哦,我觉得你需要把车,我们会看到,”参加那个家伙."你不能做一个新的键没有车吗?”“不,你必须把汽车停在这里感觉非常高兴.“它,我的妻子说:“小子,你的名字是什么?" "汤姆说道,“服务的家伙我的妻子,告诉我再把整个故事…我想知道这到底是怎么回事我的妻子是把女人的处理我决意要处理这个像男人一样.
第三幕登场:我叫经销商回来汤姆不是我让巴里.”巴里说:“我用一种很大声地说.“你已经拥有了一个叫汤姆工作吗?”“是的,长官,”称巴里.”有什么问题吗?”“是的,”我说.“你该死的有问题你对我的妻子是粗鲁的家伙,是浪费时间,这就是问题所在.”“我很抱歉,先生,”称巴里.”“可以.”“你不需要汽车来做这件事,不是吗?”“不,先生.我们需要你VIN号码.”“你有VIN数字你卖给我的那辆车,没有你,巴里吗?”“是的,先生,我们的确有您VIN号码,不会有任何问题当你想钥匙吗今天晚些时候说:“我可以吗?”捡起来.“明天早上就会来找你,先生,”称巴里.