有关篮球的英语对白要搞笑一点的,有中文翻译,要求表演时间在3分钟左右.7日内好的话追加50分!

有关篮球的英语对白
要搞笑一点的,有中文翻译,要求表演时间在3分钟左右.
7日内好的话追加50分!

After losing a university alliance competition,the prestigious thorough collapse,basketball Confucian code Luo Yi· Maccormick (Martin · Lawrence) is facing the crisis of confidence.At the same time,the Luo Iraq always violent temper also lets the human feel urgently the headache,the alliance requests him to express obeys and submits only then lets him wield the team,refuses to accept Luo Yi has to wait for that the court adjudicates.Luo Yi waits till the ruling result is one from the high school team " the smelter " illegible facsimile.This time was one's turn his this coach to degrade,the duty teaches the high school team which lost steadily.Although the Luo Iraq myself do not prefer,but he knew that this time only may succeed,cannot be defeated,because succeeds can help him to save a face,returns the original position.but when the Luo Iraq starts truly teaches this troop time,he only then knew that originally initially his tentative plan was naive and the simplicity how.Taught to be used to university specialized team's him to discover that these high-school students as if did not have what concept to the basketball,they basically have not mastered how many motor skills,was also knows nothing about to basketball's elementary theory knowledge,was the hooligan family background completely.His first hall class hour looks that the children lose 109 points,moreover as if this is not worst.Luo Yizhi can start from the most basic thing to teach,excellent,snatches the rebound,to leak the ball,shooting,he as if takes to this team many charms,the smelter team also more hits under his leadership more is suitable,but Luo Yi also in these child's process realized in professor the basketball has taken to the joy which his that kind has not seen you for a long time.background material the movie not fabricates Coach Luo Yi this kind of irritable character,in fact,Martin · Lawrence acts this temperament stubborn rude chief instructor also has the prototype in the US.This basketball training's prototype is in American widely known Bob · Knight (Bobby Knight),he becomes famous is not because he is a good training,is not because he led the team in his professional profession to win more than 800 competitions,3 NCAA champions,9 BIG TEN champion and 4 year coach of the year,even was not because of that in 1984 Olympic Games' gold medal,but because he became famous the bad temperament,was arbitrary,testiness,even some violence tendency,regardless of outside the court in the court,compared Hollywood's Xien · Pan's reputation to be possible mostly.
翻译：
在输掉一场大学联盟比赛、威望彻底垮台之后,篮球名教罗伊·麦考密克(马丁·劳伦斯)面临着信任危机.同时,罗伊向来的火爆脾气也让人倍感头疼,联盟要求他表示出顺从和屈服才让他重新执掌球队,不服的罗伊只好等待法庭来裁决.罗伊等到的裁决结果是一份来自高中球队"熔炼工"的潦草传真.这次轮到他这个教练降级了,任务就是执教一只屡战屡败的高中球队.尽管罗伊本人十分不情愿,但是他知道这一次只可成功,不许失败,因为成功才能帮他挽回点颜面,重新回到原来的职位.
但是当罗伊真正开始执教这支队伍的时候,他才知道原来当初他的设想是多么的天真和简单.教惯了大学专业队的他发现这些高中生似乎对篮球根本就没有什么概念,他们基本上没掌握多少运动技巧,对篮球的基本理论知识也是一无所知,完全是野路子出身.他的第一堂课时看着孩子们输掉109分,而且似乎这还不是最坏的.
罗伊只能从最基本的东西开始教起,过人、抢篮板球、漏球、投篮,他似乎带给这个球队很多魔力,熔炼工球队也在他的带领下越打越顺,而罗伊也在教授这些孩子的过程中体会到了篮球带给他的那种久违的快乐.
背景资料
影片并不是凭空捏造出罗伊教练这样一个火爆人物,事实上,马丁·劳伦斯扮演的这位脾气桀骜不逊的教头在美国也是有原型的.这位篮球教练的原型就是在美国家喻户晓的鲍比·奈特(Bobby Knight),他出名并不是因为他是一个好教练,不是因为在他的职业生涯中他带领球队赢得了800多场比赛,3次NCAA冠军,9次BIG TEN冠军和4次年度最佳教练,甚至不是因为那块1984年奥运会的金牌,而是因为他出了名的坏脾气,蛮横、易怒,甚至有些暴力倾向,无论是在法庭外还是法庭内,比好莱坞的西恩·潘的名声可大多了.