高中生英语长对话搞笑

:DidtheyoungmanspeakEnglish?Ihadanamusingexperiencelastyear.AfterIhadleftasmallvillageinthesouthofFr

“I'msorry,Madam,butIshallhavetochargeyoutwentydollarsforpullingyourboy'stooth.”“Twentydollars!Why,Iu

你俩今晚有啥节目?没啊没,啥事没有.那太好了,咱们去烧烤如何?我没钱,你们呢?我也是,一分钱都没有.太糟糕了,那咱么去弄点钱.怎么弄.我们去欠银行,然后我们就发了,我们可以天天烧烤了.听起来不错.哪一

oy:Nightmarelastnightwasfrightenedtowakeupgirl:Whatanightmareboy:Dreamingofyoui:Thankyouforsharing

KeyLost(Henryisleaningonthecar,facingtheotherside,whileVickywalkstowardshim)Vicky:Hey,isthatHenry?Wh

TheLionandtheMouseALIONwasawakenedfromsleepbyaMouserunningoverhisface.Risingupangrily,hecaughthimand

Thechickenwiththreelegs旁白：Oneday,adriverdriveshiscartoavillage.Hedrivesveryfast,butheseeachickenover

TheMeanMan'sParty吝啬鬼的聚会Thenotoriouscheapskatefinallydecidedtohaveaparty.Explainingtoafriendhowtofind

A:Hi,howareyouB:Fine,thankyou,andyouA:Iamfinetoo.Howaboutyourfamily?B:Theyarefine,thankyou.（此处注意要先停顿

英语笑话（一）老师在黑板上写了一句：Timeismoney.并让同学们翻译.有名学生答道：“汤姆是玛丽.”小明上英文课时跟老师说：MayIgotothetoilet?老师说：Goahead.小明就坐了

Peterdozedoffwhilehisteacherwastalking.老师正在讲课,彼得打起瞌睡来了.Teacher:Peter!Tellus,what'sthebiggestinthewor

LittleRobertaskedhismotherfortwocents."WhatdidyoudowiththemoneyIgaveyouyesterday?""Igaveittoapoorold

前台小姐：“youhavewhatthing?”你有什么事老外：“canyouspeakenglish?”你能说英语吗前台小姐：“ifinotspeakenglish,iamspeakingwhat?

achineseguytravelledtonewyork,oncehehappenedtofallintoahole,andhecriedforhelp.thentwopolicemencameto

一天,老师走进课堂,学生们一齐起立喊：“老师早上好!”老师愤愤地说：“只叫早上好?那我下午呢?难道就不好了吗?”于是学生们又一齐喊：“老师下午好!”老师又愤愤地说：“那我晚上呢?”学生们又一齐喊：“老

男:Thisseatempty?（这个座位是空的吧?）女：Yes,andthisonewillbeifyousitdown.（是的,如果你坐下,我的座位就是空的.）【我立马走人】男：Haven''tI

-hey,thatlady,ilikeyou,willyoubemygirlfiend?-oh,sorry,ithinkyouhavetomakeyourfacechangedfirst,youare

Amanaskedforamealinarestaurant.Thewaiterbroughtthefoodandputitonthetable.Afteramoment,themancalledth

--朝搞笑英语对话一个老外,进到办公室,前台小姐左看右看,大家都在打游戏,面带微笑的：前台小姐：“Hello.”老外：“Hi.”前台小姐：“Youhavewhatthing?”老外：“Canyousp

骞介粯瀵硅瘽1.Patient:Doctor,Ifeellikeapackofcards.Psychiatrist:I'lldealwithyoulater.Patient:Everyonekeeps