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一位车上的列车员刚发出信号让火车启动,这时他看见一位很漂亮的姑娘站在站台上一节打开的车厢门旁边,跟车厢里另一位漂亮姑娘在说话.“快点,小姐!”他喊道：“请把门关上.”“噢,我还没有和妹妹吻别呢.”她回

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解题思路：该题考查了学生的写作以及理解能力。平时多读多思考。解题过程：示例：一个聋子去看朋友，进门的时候朋友家的狗对他狂叫不已，而聋子却一点都听不到。见到朋友后聋子说：你家的狗昨天晚上没有睡好吧？&l

一个乡里开会,由于谐音,村长说：“兔子们,虾米们,不要浆瓜,咸菜太贵了.”（同志们,乡民们,不要讲话,现在开会了.）主持人说：“咸菜请香肠浆瓜.”（现在请乡长讲话.）乡长说：“兔子们,虾米们,今天的饭

Therewasameetingwithalargenumberofpeople.Atfirstthespeakerwasveryinteresting,butastimewenton,hebecam

Afoodexaminerteacherfoundastudentcheating,heangrilyshouted,pointingtohimasastudent:You...you...you..

一个理科生看文艺书,旁人会说,你兴趣很广泛啊!一个文科生看理科书,旁人会说,你看得懂吗?...记者：“听说根据你的研究,男人常看美女寿命会缩短.”专家：“是的,因为男人一见到美女就激动得要死.”记者：

1.Whereistheegg?Teacher:Canyoumakeasentencewiththewordegg?Student:Yes.Iateapieceofcakeyesterday.Teac

什么叫叛徒?Younghopeful：“Father,whatisatraitorinpolitics?”Father（aveteranpolitician）：“Atraitorisamanwhole

Thesix-year-oldJohnwasterriblyspoiled.Hisfatherknewit,buthisgrandmadotedonhim.Hehardlyleftherside.An

Ashortyoungmanwasrunningbehindabuswhichwasfullofpassengers.Butthebusstillranatagreatspeed.　　"Stop,st

Themanintheprisonaskedanewcomerwhyhewassentthere.Thenewcomeranswered:Iamoutofluck,Ithink.Afewdaysago

Mylittledogcan'treadMrs.Brown:Oh,mydear,Ihavelostmypreciouslittledog!Mrs.Smith:Butyoumustputanadvert

某生爱写错别字,老把歇写成喝.他有篇日记写道“班长指挥我们抬大粪,大伙干得很起劲,谁都不敢喝一喝.后来我们实在有些累,就背着班长偷偷喝了喝”田野茶社（11）——真实的错别字笑话文/梧桐叶翠在生活中错别

英语幽默笑话：一：SheDidn"tSayAnythingAmotherandsonwerewashingdisheswhilethefatheranddaughterwerewatchingTVin

Amanwitha25inchlongpenisgoestohisdoctortocomplainthatheishavingaproblemwiththiscumbersomeinstrumenta

ASundayschoolteacherwastellingherpupilstheimportanceofmakingothersglad."Now,children,"saidshe,"hasan

他到底想借什么?Areyouusingyoumowerthisafternoon?Mr.Johnson:Areyouusingyoumowerthisafternoon?Mr.Smith:Yes.Mr

解题思路：见解答过程解题过程：母鸡的腿hen’slegsSon:Whyarehen’slegssoshort?Dad:You’reafool.Ifthehen&rs

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