通俗易懂的英文小笑话

Teacher:Tom,whyareyoulateforschooleveryday?Tom:EverytimeIcometothecorner,asignsays,"School-GoSlow".老

有一次,爸爸带小明出去玩.他们来到小桥边,爸爸说：“这是泉水小溪.”他们继续走,看见一只狗在啃骨头.爸爸说：“这叫狗啃骨头.”他们看见一头大牛在欺负一头小牛.爸爸说：这叫大牛欺小牛.”他们肚子饿了,来

某生爱写错别字,老把歇写成喝.他有篇日记写道“班长指挥我们抬大粪,大伙干得很起劲,谁都不敢喝一喝.后来我们实在有些累,就背着班长偷偷喝了喝”田野茶社（11）——真实的错别字笑话文/梧桐叶翠在生活中错别

我查了英汉词典的,是：Jokesmallstory

塞翁失马焉知非福(BlessingorBane)　　Onceuponatime,therewasamannamedSaiweng.HelivednearChina'snorthernborders.H

1、Q:What'sthedifferencebetweenanicebergandaclothesbrush?　　冰山和衣刷之间有什么区别?　　A:Onecrushesboatsandtheothe

mylittledogcan'treadMrs.Brown:Oh,mydear,Ihavelostmypreciouslittledog!Mrs.Smith:Butyoumustputanadvert

1、HowmuchEnglishcanyouspeak?"YourHonor,Iwanttobringtoyourattentionhowunfairitisformyclienttobeaccuse

奶奶：“1＋2等于几?”孙子：“等于3.”奶奶：“答对了,因此你会得到3块糖.”孙子：“早知道是这样,我就说是等于5就好啦!”

AtigercaughtaDeer.一只老虎抓到一头鹿Thetigerplanstoeatthedeer,sothedeerscreamed:"youcan'teatme"老虎打算吃了这头鹿.鹿急忙大

有一个关于交通安全的,一警示牌上写着：如果你驾车时速不超过30公里,你可以饱览本地美丽风光；如果超过60公里,请光临本地法庭；如果超过100公里,请光临设备先进的医院；如果超过120公里,请您安息吧.

WhoShouldbeGiventhePresent?礼物该给谁?Afatheroffivecamehomewithatoy,summonedhischildrenandaskedwhichoneof

(1)妈妈的眼神我的妈妈是一位医生,中等的身材,平时对我的要求很严格,从她的眼神就能判断出来.每当我考试考好时,妈妈的眼神总是很满意的;每当我做错事时,妈妈的眼神是非常严厉的;每当我生病时,妈妈的眼神

ABigsurpriseVisitor:Isthisahealthyplacetolivein?Localyokel:Yes,sir.WhenIarrivedhere,Icouldn'twalkore

afewdayslaterIheardthatyouwanttohaveeggs,thattrue?ThatIwishyoulayeggs(Christmas)Happy!Inafewdaysyouh

Littlejoke（小笑话）TOM'SEXCUSETeacher:Tom,whyareyoulateforschooleveryday?Tom:EverytimeIcometothecorner,a

HeWonTommy:Howisyourlittlebrother,Johnny?Johnny:Heisillinbed.Hehurthimself.Tommy:That'stoobad.Howdid

TwoPiecesofCakeTom:Mom,canIhavetwopiecesofcake,please?Mom:Certainly--takethispieceandcutittwo!

HelenHelenwasthemostbeautifulwomanoftheworld．Shewasaninfamouslady．ShelightedtheflamesoftheTrojanwara

小明新理了发,第二天来到学校,同学们看到他的新发型,笑道:小明,你的头型好像个风筝哦!小明觉得很委屈,就跑到外面哭.哭着哭着.他就飞起来了.　　1.小明被人从13楼扔下去..为什么没事..?　　因为小