英语搞笑小作文三句

"假如我是一只鸟假如我是一只鸟,我站在山峰的最高点,闭上眼,逆着狂风,张开双臂,幻想着自己是只振翅欲飞的鸟儿.假如我真是一只鸟儿,有着不受桎梏的自由,我会让我飞翔的痕迹滑过每一个角落,我会穿越层层白云

第一场：LittleRedRidingHood家Mum：(妈妈拿着一个篮子,把桌紫的水果放在篮子里）LittleRedRidingHood:(唱着歌,欢快地跑进来）Hi,mummy,whatareyo

Oneday,ateachertookhispupilstoachickenfarmtopayavisit.Whentheycameneartheincubator,chickjustgotoutof

Itseemsafarmboyaccidentallyoverturnedhiswagonloadofcorn.Thefarmerwholivednearbyheardthenoise."HeyWil

Intherestaurant.W:WhatcanIdoforyou,sir?C:BeijingRoastDuck,TomatoandEggSoup.That'sall.W:Amoment.W:You

我有个主意找老友记《Friends》的一集去模仿演出~正好是六个人啊（老友记我的最爱啊~）

再答：再答：我分段发的，不好意思，望采纳再答：亲，对我的回答满意的话，就给个好评吧。如果还有不清楚的地方，可以跟我继续交流哦。再问：你的回答完美的解决了我的问题，谢谢！

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星期一到了……小英在交完作业后,中午马上被老师叫去罚站,附加念500遍:“我以后不敢编谎话欺骗老师了”.why?何这名老师要残忍的对待这名柔弱的小学生?我们来瞧瞧她的作文是怎么写的……今天是礼拜日,虽

TheLionandtheMouseALIONwasawakenedfromsleepbyaMouserunningoverhisface.Risingupangrily,hecaughthimand

Hello!MynameisJim.I`m10.I`mastudent.I`minClass3,Grade5.Ihavebigeyes,asmallnoseandawidemouth.Thankyou

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Thechickenwiththreelegs旁白：Oneday,adriverdriveshiscartoavillage.Hedrivesveryfast,butheseeachickenover

题目是森马?

Peterdozedoffwhilehisteacherwastalking.老师正在讲课,彼得打起瞌睡来了.Teacher:Peter!Tellus,what'sthebiggestinthewor

冬天一到,白云纷纷化成雪花飞向大地,不慌不忙,神态安详地飘下来了.它们悄悄地落在屋檐下、树枝上、土地上,还有人们的衣服上.这时它不再高傲了,而是变得平易近人了.下雪了.纷纷扬扬的雪花,满天飞舞.不一会

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AnUglyWomanMike:Myauntwasveryembarrassedwhenshewasaskedtotakeoffhermaskattheparty.Mary:Whywasthat?Mi

搞笑英语话剧剧本《荆珂刺秦王》　　旁白(Aside)/介绍（Introduction）：Longagotherewasacrazycountry,inthiscrazycountrytherewere

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