英语小笑话

故事发生在一个酒吧里.某天,一位男子走进酒吧问道：“这的人,有谁有罗特韦尔犬?”“是的先生,我有呢!”一名骑车男子站起来答道,“它怎么了?”男子伤心地说“是这样的,我的小吉娃娃刚才杀死了你的狗……”“

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Tommy:Howisyourlittlebrother,Johnny?Johnny:Heisillinbed.Hehurthimself.Tommy:That'stoobad.Howdidthath

Abitofadviceforthoseabouttoretire.Ifyouareonly65,nevermovetoaretirementcommunity.Everybodyelseisinth

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Myteacheraskedmetospellalongword,aslongaspossible.Isaid,"SMILES".Shesaid"Itgotonly6letters?"Isaid,"B

GoodBoyLittleRobertaskedhismotherfortwocents."WhatdidyoudowiththemoneyIgaveyouyesterday?""Igaveittoa

LittleRobertaskedhismotherfortowcents.”WhatdidyoudowiththemoneyIgaveyouyesterday?”“Igaveittoapoorold

Summerswimmingsafetycannotbeignored(标题)以下正文;Morehotdays,thepublicswimmingpoolhasbecomeafavoredplace,

HeWonTommy:Howisyourlittlebrother,Johnny?Johnny:Heisillinbed.Hehurthimself.Tommy:That'stoobad.Howdid

塞翁失马焉知非福(BlessingorBane)　　Onceuponatime,therewasamannamedSaiweng.HelivednearChina'snorthernborders.H

HeWonTommy:Howisyourlittlebrother,Johnny?Johnny:Heisillinbed.Hehurthimself.Tommy:That'stoobad.Howdid

你为什么熬夜?「还有两集剧要追」、「晚上吃多了没消化」、「习惯了」…这些不过是表象,是借口.当一个人度过充实而满足的一天后,自然会不到十点就犯困,一沾枕头就睡得很香；夜夜熬、天天困、改也改不掉、想戒戒

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Littlejoke（小笑话）TOM'SEXCUSETeacher:Tom,whyareyoulateforschooleveryday?Tom:EverytimeIcometothecorner,a

有一天,一个英语老师伸出4只手,问大家4用英语怎么说.一个同学观察得很细心,他见老师的手是弯着的,忙说：“这时弯的four,也就是wonderful!”他的这一举动让大家极为震惊!　　IWasn'tA

TwoPiecesofCakeTom:Mom,canIhavetwopiecesofcake,please?Mom:Certainly--takethispieceandcutittwo!

首先申明,这是转载的.NestandHairMysister,aprimaryschoolteacher,wasinformedbyoneofherpupilsthatabirdhadbuiltits

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