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SecretforalongLifeAwomanwalksuptoalittleoldmanrockinginachaironhisporch."Icouldn'thelpnoticinghowhap

Withoutyou,myworldbegantodim;withoutyou,mywayforwardwassoobscureandvague.IregrettedthatlastnightIdid

Amanwashitbyacabinthestreet.Hewasbroughttothehospital.Hiswifewhowasstandingupbyhisbed,saidtothedocto

FirstFlight　　Mr.Johnsonhadneverbeenupinanaerophanebeforeandhehadreadalotaboutairaccidents,soonedaywh

推荐几篇好了Iworkfor7up"!我可是在七喜公司工作呀Fourbestfriendsmetatthehospitalsincetheirwivesweregivingbirthstotheirb

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英语幽默：SecondlanguageAmothermousewasoutforastrollwithherbabieswhenshespottedacatcrouchedbehindabush.Sh

一哥们总是丢自行车,他想了个主意,他把新买的一辆车放在楼下,上了三把锁并夹了一张纸：小样!让你偷!第二天车没丢,哥们很得意.没想到走近了一看,车上有多了两把锁和一张纸,写着：小样!让你骑————!

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搞笑5人剧本《西门吹雪与叶孤城》　　演员表：　　西门吹雪　　叶孤城　　花满楼　　king　　旁白　　道具：牛奶两袋,匕首一把,戒子一枚,纸屑若干.　　第一幕：决战紫荆城之颠　　旁白：Aquietvil

Thisstoryistoldofabrowbeatingcounsel,whohabituallyendeavoredtoterrorizehisopponent‘switnesses．Onewit

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英Inchildhooddaddythefishdiscussesthematterwhichforthefishstarvedfrequently.Listens,fishfishtwowithte

1.世界如此美妙,我却如此暴躁,这样不好,不好!2.小贝：我是掌门!掌柜的：掌窗也不行!小贝：...你才长疮呢.3.大嘴他娘:我吃的盐比你吃的米还多大嘴:那是因为你口重大嘴他娘:我过的桥比你走的路还多

Peterdozedoffwhilehisteacherwastalking.老师正在讲课,彼得打起瞌睡来了.Teacher:Peter!Tellus,what'sthebiggestinthewor

小白兔蹦蹦跳跳到面包房,问：“老板,你们有没有一百个小面包啊?”老板：“啊,真抱歉,没有那么多”“这样啊.”小白兔垂头丧气地走了.第二天,小白兔蹦蹦跳跳到面包房,“老板,有没有一百个小面包啊?”老板：

FirstFlight　　Mr.Johnsonhadneverbeenupinanaerophanebeforeandhehadreadalotaboutairaccidents,soonedaywh

GoodBoyLittleRobertaskedhismotherfortwocents."WhatdidyoudowiththemoneyIgaveyouyesterday?""Igaveittoa

FirstFlight　　Mr.Johnsonhadneverbeenupinanaerophanebeforeandhehadreadalotaboutairaccidents,soonedaywh