英语free talk演讲 笑话短故事

ThePerfectSon.A:Ihavetheperfectson.B:Doeshesmoke?A:No,hedoesn't.B:Doeshedrinkwhiskey?A:No,hedoesn't.

有2个,第一个非常短的哦~TOM'SEXCUSETeacher:Tom,whyareyoulateforschooleveryday?Tom:EverytimeIcometothecorner,asi

Lifeafterdeath死后重生"Doyoubelieveinlifeafterdeath?"thebossaskedoneofhisemployees."Yes,Sir."thenewrecru

Heisreallysomebody--Myunclehas1000menunderhim.--Heisreallysomebody.Whatdoeshedo?--Amaintenancemanina

HeWonTommy:Howisyourlittlebrother,Johnny?Johnny:Heisillinbed.Hehurthimself.Tommy:That'stoobad.Howdid

mangoestochurchandstartstalkingtoGod.Hesays:"God,whatisamilliondollarstoyou?"andGodsays:"Apenny",the

已解决问题收藏转载到QQ空间需要英语笑话30[标签：英语,笑话]急绚丽玫瑰回答:14人气:14解决时间:2009-03-1422:03检举今天我正在看碟,老妈又捧了本书进来,说道：给我讲讲这几句话什么

mangoestochurchandstartstalkingtoGod.Hesays:"God,whatisamilliondollarstoyou?"andGodsays:"Apenny",the

Teacher:Tom,whyareyoulateforschooleveryday?Tom:EverytimeIcometothecorner,asignsays,"School-GoSlow".老

AGoodBoyLittleRobertaskedhismotherfortwocents."WhatdidyoudowiththemoneyIgaveyouyesterday?""Igaveitto

heyAreDirectlyfromAmericaNotlongafteranoldChinesewomencamebacktochinafromhervisittoherdaughterintheS

英语笑话故事HeWonTommy:Howisyourlittlebrother,Johnny?Johnny:Heisillinbed.Hehurthimself.Tommy:That'stoobad.

Everyyear,thereisanimportantlotteryinNewtown.Thelotteryraisesmoneyforthelocalhospital.Mostpeoplebuya

Themeanman'sparty.Thenotoriouscheapskatefinallydecidedtohaveaparty.Explainingtoafriendhowtofindhisap

Moneyisnoteverything.There‘sMastercard&Visa.钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.Oneshouldloveanimals.Theyaresotasty.每个人

WhoIstheLaziest?　　Father:Well,Tom,Iaskedtoyourteachertoday,andnowIwanttoaskyouaquestion.Whoisthelazi

有个人不小心撞了一个外国人.他：I'msorry外:I'msorry,too.他:I'msorry,three外:Whatareyousorryfor他:I'msorry,five.AGoodBoyL

1,TwobirlsTeacher:Herearetwobirds,oneisaswallow,theotherissparrow.Nowwhocantelluswhichiswhich?Studen

TheSpeedingTicketApoliceofficerpullsaguyoverforspeeding...Officer:MayIseeyourdriver'slicense?Driver:

今天，男孩约女孩去看电影，女孩很开心。路上，男孩问：“你知道我为什么选在今天请你看电影吗？”女孩明知是5月20号，却故作矜持，害羞的摇了摇头。男孩一脸得意，：“笨，出来之前怎么也不看一下日历呢？今天是