英语3分钟演讲小笑话

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英语笑话故事　　HeWon　　Tommy:Howisyourlittlebrother,Johnny?Johnny:Heisillinbed.Hehurthimself.　　Tommy:That'st

TheFrogintheShallowWell（井底之蛙）Haveyouheardofthefrogthatlivedinashallowwell?Itsaidtoaturtlethatlivedin

一只公鹿在高速奔跑,结果成了高速公路（鹿）

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和上帝对话edmpdueedmpdueAmangoestochurchandstartstalkingtoGod.Hesays:"God,whatisamilliondollarstoyou?"and

第一则：心目中的英雄PersonalHeroOurgranddaughter'ssecond-gradeclasswasaskedtowriteabouttheirpersonalheroes.Her

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Everyyear,thereisanimportantlotteryinNewtown.Thelotteryraisesmoneyforthelocalhospital.Mostpeoplebuya

I'llSeetotheRest　　Aguardwasabouttosignalhistraintostartwhenhesawanattractivegirlstandingontheplatfor

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