七年级英语笑话小短文

随便的么?、饿.DearMona,Thanksforyourletter.Doyouwanttoknowaboutmymorning?Well,Iusuallygetupataroundsixfift

Tommy:Howisyourlittlebrother,Johnny?Johnny:Heisillinbed.Hehurthimself.Tommy:That'stoobad.Howdidthath

暑假打算Iwillhaveabusysummervacation.Iamgoingtodomyhomeworkeveryday.Iamgoingtothelibrarytoborrowsomebook

FirstFlight　　Mr.Johnsonhadneverbeenupinanaerophanebeforeandhehadreadalotaboutairaccidents,soonedaywh

英语笑话（一）Q:What'sthedifferencebetweenamonkeyandaflea?A:Amonkeycanhavefleas,butafleacan'thavemonkeys.猴子

Abitofadviceforthoseabouttoretire.Ifyouareonly65,nevermovetoaretirementcommunity.Everybodyelseisinth

第一篇：THENEWSPAPER报纸NowadaysthenewspaperpossessesconsiderablevalueEverybodyshouldreadit.Itsuppliesuswi

第一篇：THENEWSPAPER报纸NowadaysthenewspaperpossessesconsiderablevalueEverybodyshouldreadit.Itsuppliesuswi

Canwehaveourteacherback?　　Onceasuperintendentofschoolswasvisitingathree-roomschool.Oneroomwasverynoi

Summerswimmingsafetycannotbeignored(标题)以下正文;Morehotdays,thepublicswimmingpoolhasbecomeafavoredplace,

TheHeavenandtheHell　　BillGatesdiesinacaraccident.Hefindshimselfinpurgatory(炼狱),beingsizedupbyGod.Wel

TwoManApartofvisitorswerebeingshownroundalunaticasylum.Theycameacrossoneindividualinthegrounds,withw

TheDogAndTheShadow狗和它的影子ADOG,crossingabridgeoverastreamwithapieceoffleshinhismouth,sawhisownshadowin

HeWonTommy:Howisyourlittlebrother,Johnny?Johnny:Heisillinbed.Hehurthimself.Tommy:That'stoobad.Howdid

1.我是来装电话的WhatabigdealAyoungbusinessmanhadjuststartedhisbusiness,andrentedabeautifuloffice.Sittingthe

英语笑话（一）Q:What'sthedifferencebetweenamonkeyandaflea?A:Amonkeycanhavefleas,butafleacan'thavemonkeys.猴子

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MyfamilyMyfatherisapliceman,heisverystrong.Ilikehim.Helikeslemon,buthedoesn'slikepeach.Mymotherisanu

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1.ASundayschoolteacherwastellingherpupilstheimportanceofmakingothersglad."Now,children,"saidshe,"has