七年级英语幽默短文

What's,an,eraser,set,keys,somebody/someone,call,at,My,Thank.

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A:HelloB:Well,wellgladtoseeyou,A:Whereareyougoingah?B:I'mgoingtowheremyfriend,andhewroteanessay.A:Wh

七年级下学期英语阅读理解专项训练ATomwasnotold,buthedidnothavemuchhair.Hiswife（妻子）,Grace,hadthick,beautiful,blackhair

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SleepingPillsBobwashavingtroublegettingtosleepatnight.Hewenttoseehisdoctor,whoprescribedsomeextra-st

二十年的公主,一天的皇后,十个月的宠妃,一辈子的保姆.

Look,Ihaveaniceroom.Comeandhavealook.It’ssmallandnice.Thereisabigbed,asmalldesk,ashelfandacloset.The

Chinahasbeenapowerfulcountryforthemostpartofthepastthreethousandyears.Chinaisnowrisingagain.Whyistha

Jack:Goodmorning!早上好!Ann:Goodmorning!Youlooktired.早上好!你看上去很疲惫.Jack:Icouldn'tsleeplastnight.我昨晚睡不着.An

英Inchildhooddaddythefishdiscussesthematterwhichforthefishstarvedfrequently.Listens,fishfishtwowithte

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Nowletmeintroducemyclass.IstudyinYuyingMiddleSchool.IaminClassOne,GradeEight.Thereare50studentsinit.

DearLinda,Thanksforyourletterandthephotos.Herearesomeofmyphotos.Inthefirstphoto,I'mplayingbasketball

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